My poor weapons specialist

Blacklight · 12-21-06, 01:18 PM

When I started my first career, I paid renown for a good Weapons officer. The best I could afford. He paid off well durring the mission. We sank ships left and right and he never missed a shot when I had him set one up. We were in the middle of attacking a convoy. I had maneuvered inside the enemy lines, surfaced and I had him do his fantastic target motion analysis and fire at the nearest merchant. We came under attack by a DD and crash dived as deep as I could get it. Durring the dive, one of my crew mentioned that the torpedoes had missed. When I switched back into the command room (durring a nice depth charge attack), I turned to look around and screamed.
http://rapidshare.com/files/8427586/...apons_Guy1.JPG

Apparently some of my crew didn't like the idea that he missed, beheaded the poor guy and mounted his head on a pipe !! (This is a real graphics glitch ! No photoshop involved.)

SilverGhost · 12-21-06, 01:23 PM

Oh, wonderful! As if being DC'd isn't enough stress by itself, now we have a homicidal maniac among the crew...

AVGWarhawk · 12-21-06, 01:24 PM

Anyone seen Bernard?

SilverGhost · 12-21-06, 01:28 PM

Bernard may be a bit of a klutz and the brunt of many jokes...however I wouldn't think of him as a lunatic. Although...it is quite possible he's finally cracked up and over the edge a bit.

Blacklight · 12-21-06, 01:28 PM

I'm trying to get a pic of it posted but it's not working...

AVGWarhawk · 12-21-06, 01:30 PM

Use image shack....free!

Blacklight · 12-21-06, 01:37 PM

For the entire rest of the mission, it looked like my command room was haunted. There was just this floating head there staring at us the whole time.

AVGWarhawk · 12-21-06, 01:53 PM

What nightmares are made off!!!!

SubConscious · 12-21-06, 03:07 PM

Your Weapons Officer had a good head on his shoulders.

He was just trying to ahead in life.

[Please add other poor puns here]

AVGWarhawk · 12-21-06, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubConscious

Your Weapons Officer had a good head on his shoulders.

He was just trying to ahead in life.

[Please add other poor puns here]

Out of body experience! They were just out of bodies!

nightdagger · 12-21-06, 04:08 PM

Nice pic, but next time please use photobucket or something-that was the most annoying time I've had getting to a picture I've had in a while.

Blacklight · 12-21-06, 10:52 PM

Yeah. I know. That site is horrible. I just didn't have the time to hunt for a better one this morning. Yeah..
It turned out that the floating head must have been a bad omen.... later this afternoon, I, my crew, and the head were sent on eternal patrol by a psychic destroyer who detected me from beyond the curve of the earth or so it seemed.

At least I now have an idea why he missed his shot. Someone chopped off his head in the middle of his calculations !!

peterloo · 12-21-06, 11:15 PM

a friendly remainder... Put your pics at imageshack instead of rapidshare

Blacklight · 12-21-06, 11:44 PM

Okay.. It's on image shack now !

I think the crew was jealous of him because I actually paid renown for him and paid nothing for anyone else. I don't know.. it happend while I was out of the room using the targeting periscope... his calculations went horribly wrong.. I came back and..... YAAAAA !!!

The thing that got to me was that the rest of the crew were just... ignoring it...

U-104 · 12-22-06, 12:18 AM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:poor guy:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

12-21-06, 01:18 PM	#1
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	My poor weapons specialist When I started my first career, I paid renown for a good Weapons officer. The best I could afford. He paid off well durring the mission. We sank ships left and right and he never missed a shot when I had him set one up. We were in the middle of attacking a convoy. I had maneuvered inside the enemy lines, surfaced and I had him do his fantastic target motion analysis and fire at the nearest merchant. We came under attack by a DD and crash dived as deep as I could get it. Durring the dive, one of my crew mentioned that the torpedoes had missed. When I switched back into the command room (durring a nice depth charge attack), I turned to look around and screamed. http://rapidshare.com/files/8427586/...apons_Guy1.JPG Apparently some of my crew didn't like the idea that he missed, beheaded the poor guy and mounted his head on a pipe !! (This is a real graphics glitch ! No photoshop involved.) Last edited by Blacklight; 12-21-06 at 01:34 PM.

12-21-06, 01:24 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,286 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Anyone seen Bernard? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-21-06, 01:30 PM	#6
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,286 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Use image shack....free! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-21-06, 01:53 PM	#8
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,286 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	What nightmares are made off!!!! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-21-06, 03:07 PM	#9
SubConscious Frogman Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 309 Downloads: 102 Uploads: 0	Your Weapons Officer had a good head on his shoulders. He was just trying to ahead in life. [Please add other poor puns here] __________________ "Come into port greatly, or sail with God the seas..." - Emerson

12-21-06, 01:23 PM	#2
SilverGhost Electrician's Mate Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Melbourne, FL Posts: 131 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Oh, wonderful! As if being DC'd isn't enough stress by itself, now we have a homicidal maniac among the crew...

12-21-06, 01:28 PM	#4
SilverGhost Electrician's Mate Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Melbourne, FL Posts: 131 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Bernard may be a bit of a klutz and the brunt of many jokes...however I wouldn't think of him as a lunatic. Although...it is quite possible he's finally cracked up and over the edge a bit.

12-21-06, 01:37 PM	#7
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	For the entire rest of the mission, it looked like my command room was haunted. There was just this floating head there staring at us the whole time.

12-21-06, 04:08 PM	#11
nightdagger Officer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 243 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Nice pic, but next time please use photobucket or something-that was the most annoying time I've had getting to a picture I've had in a while.

12-21-06, 10:52 PM	#12
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Yeah. I know. That site is horrible. I just didn't have the time to hunt for a better one this morning. Yeah.. It turned out that the floating head must have been a bad omen.... later this afternoon, I, my crew, and the head were sent on eternal patrol by a psychic destroyer who detected me from beyond the curve of the earth or so it seemed. At least I now have an idea why he missed his shot. Someone chopped off his head in the middle of his calculations !!

12-21-06, 11:15 PM	#13
peterloo Commander Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 462 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	a friendly remainder... Put your pics at imageshack instead of rapidshare __________________ Romeo is here, but where is Juliet? The 中国水兵 (Chinese Sailor) in subsim

12-21-06, 11:44 PM	#14
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Okay.. It's on image shack now ! I think the crew was jealous of him because I actually paid renown for him and paid nothing for anyone else. I don't know.. it happend while I was out of the room using the targeting periscope... his calculations went horribly wrong.. I came back and..... YAAAAA !!! The thing that got to me was that the rest of the crew were just... ignoring it...

12-22-06, 12:18 AM	#15
U-104 Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: United States Posts: 797 Downloads: 187 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:poor guy:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ My heart is steadfast, O God. I will sing and make music with all my soul. Ps. 108:1 Survival of the fittest does not explain arrival of the fittest. we live in a single spoken sentence.. "God said, let there be"