Bernard-lied

_Seth_ · 09-05-06, 12:45 PM

Bernard-Lied

Mel: The Battle Hymn of the Republic :link to midi file http://www.discoverynet.com/~ajsnead/patriotic/midi/battle.mid
(Glory, glory, halleluja, and the truth ......... and so on...)

Bernard was born a German,
And when he became eighteen.
(He) left behind his mom and dad,
And joined a German submarine.

Many things been said about his
Journey on the sea,
And the job he did for
Germany.

Ref:

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

Somewhere in the Atlantic,
In the spring of -41,
Herr Kaleun spotted a tanker,
Probably 9000 ton .

When he was well in range,
And all the tubes were set to go,
Then Bernard made all the ballast blow....

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

Herr kaleun got mad,
And said ” Bernard, let’s go below!,
Give her flank speed on the engines,
And a course to Scapa Flow”

But when scope was raised,
Expecting targets in the rows,
They saw igloos and some eskimoes.

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

The men aboard the sub,
Grew pretty angry on Bernard,
So they thought about a plan,
And caught im sleeping and off guard,

They rolled him in his blanket,
and they rubbed him with some lube,
Then they stuffed him in the forward tube.

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

Finally, the peace came,
in the year of -45,
And the crew was let ashore,
Well, pretty shaken, but alive,

And everyone remembered,
The excitement on their trip,
When their shipmate sunk a battleship!

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

THE END ( Sadly, no Bernards was killed or injured during the making of this song..)

(Please correct my english of something is wrong...)

Dowly · 09-05-06, 12:48 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Good one!

enaceo · 09-05-06, 12:52 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
That is so good

STEED · 09-05-06, 01:26 PM

Well................:rotfl: :rotfl:

SteamWake · 09-05-06, 01:33 PM

Enough with the Bernard Bashing already !!!!!

Im so weary of the Bernard bashing... Captain gets lost in thought when suddenly !

Alarm !!!! Ship spotted !!

Ziiiip... smack "Were taking damage sir !"

Captian "Dammit who was on watch !"

Bern.... uhhh... ermm... I dont know !

"Crash dive !".. "But sir the watch crew"... "You heard my orders !"

"Whats that pounding sound at the hatch"... "Its just bubbles pay it no mind". :p

_Seth_ · 09-05-06, 01:41 PM

Anyone seen this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589951/

:rotfl::rotfl:

_Seth_ · 09-05-06, 01:58 PM

Bernard Lives in the stories!!!
http://www.submarinesailor.com/humor/default.asp

stabiz · 09-05-06, 04:23 PM

:rotfl:

The Noob · 09-05-06, 05:07 PM

Someone Really has to Sing and Record this one, no matter how Horrable it sounds!

Seriously! That would be my Number-One Gramophone song!

bookworm_020 · 09-05-06, 06:24 PM

Nice worth Seth!!!

Thanks for the laugh, and bring on the second verse

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

The Noob · 09-06-06, 03:37 PM

That deserves a Sticky.

_Seth_ · 09-06-06, 09:55 PM

If anyone will make a complete song recording of this, be my guest!!!

bookworm_020 · 09-06-06, 10:31 PM

Just read the complete verison. Terriffic!!!

If this is going to be turned into a song, is should be just male vocal only. It would then sound like the sub crew made this up. It should be in both English and German, so you can have it ready for SHIV

Thanks again Seth

The Noob · 09-06-06, 11:08 PM

I don't care who records this, as long as it doesn't sound so Horrable than me Trying to sing it...

_Seth_ · 09-07-06, 04:48 PM

I dont have singing voice (thats what my girlfriend tells me...)...

09-05-06, 12:45 PM	#1
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Bernard-lied Bernard-Lied Mel: The Battle Hymn of the Republic :link to midi file http://www.discoverynet.com/~ajsnead/patriotic/midi/battle.mid (Glory, glory, halleluja, and the truth ......... and so on...) Bernard was born a German, And when he became eighteen. (He) left behind his mom and dad, And joined a German submarine. Many things been said about his Journey on the sea, And the job he did for Germany. Ref: Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub Glory, glory, educated from the tub Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please The worst sailor on the seven seas! Somewhere in the Atlantic, In the spring of -41, Herr Kaleun spotted a tanker, Probably 9000 ton . When he was well in range, And all the tubes were set to go, Then Bernard made all the ballast blow.... Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub Glory, glory, educated from the tub Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please The worst sailor on the seven seas! Herr kaleun got mad, And said ” Bernard, let’s go below!, Give her flank speed on the engines, And a course to Scapa Flow” But when scope was raised, Expecting targets in the rows, They saw igloos and some eskimoes. Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub Glory, glory, educated from the tub Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please The worst sailor on the seven seas! The men aboard the sub, Grew pretty angry on Bernard, So they thought about a plan, And caught im sleeping and off guard, They rolled him in his blanket, and they rubbed him with some lube, Then they stuffed him in the forward tube. Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub Glory, glory, educated from the tub Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please The worst sailor on the seven seas! Finally, the peace came, in the year of -45, And the crew was let ashore, Well, pretty shaken, but alive, And everyone remembered, The excitement on their trip, When their shipmate sunk a battleship! Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub Glory, glory, educated from the tub Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please The worst sailor on the seven seas! Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub Glory, glory, educated from the tub Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please The worst sailor on the seven seas! THE END ( Sadly, no Bernards was killed or injured during the making of this song..) (Please correct my english of something is wrong...) __________________ Last edited by _Seth_; 09-06-06 at 09:59 PM.

09-05-06, 12:52 PM	#3
enaceo XO Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 401 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: That is so good __________________ Came back after a long time ...ahoy mates!

09-05-06, 01:26 PM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Well................:rotfl: :rotfl: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

09-05-06, 01:41 PM	#6
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Gomer Pyle captures a submarine Anyone seen this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589951/ :rotfl::rotfl: __________________

09-05-06, 01:58 PM	#7
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Bernard Lives in the stories!!! http://www.submarinesailor.com/humor/default.asp __________________

09-05-06, 12:48 PM	#2
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Good one!

09-05-06, 01:33 PM	#5
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Enough with the Bernard Bashing already !!!!! Im so weary of the Bernard bashing... Captain gets lost in thought when suddenly ! Alarm !!!! Ship spotted !! Ziiiip... smack "Were taking damage sir !" Captian "Dammit who was on watch !" Bern.... uhhh... ermm... I dont know ! "Crash dive !".. "But sir the watch crew"... "You heard my orders !" "Whats that pounding sound at the hatch"... "Its just bubbles pay it no mind". :p

09-05-06, 04:23 PM	#8
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: __________________

09-05-06, 05:07 PM	#9
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Someone Really has to Sing and Record this one, no matter how Horrable it sounds! Seriously! That would be my Number-One Gramophone song!

09-05-06, 06:24 PM	#10
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Nice worth Seth!!! Thanks for the laugh, and bring on the second verse :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

09-06-06, 03:37 PM	#11
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	That deserves a Sticky.

09-06-06, 09:55 PM	#12
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	Complete If anyone will make a complete song recording of this, be my guest!!! __________________

09-06-06, 10:31 PM	#13
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Just read the complete verison. Terriffic!!! If this is going to be turned into a song, is should be just male vocal only. It would then sound like the sub crew made this up. It should be in both English and German, so you can have it ready for SHIV Thanks again Seth __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

09-06-06, 11:08 PM	#14
The Noob The Old Man Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: de_dust2 Posts: 1,417 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I don't care who records this, as long as it doesn't sound so Horrable than me Trying to sing it...

09-07-06, 04:48 PM	#15
_Seth_ Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: In Tromsoe, @Tirpitz' final resting place.. Posts: 3,277 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	I dont have singing voice (thats what my girlfriend tells me...)... __________________