Bernard-lied
 

Bernard-Lied

Mel: The Battle Hymn of the Republic :link to midi file http://www.discoverynet.com/~ajsnead/patriotic/midi/battle.mid
(Glory, glory, halleluja, and the truth ......... and so on...)


Bernard was born a German,
And when he became eighteen.
(He) left behind his mom and dad,
And joined a German submarine.

Many things been said about his
Journey on the sea,
And the job he did for
Germany.

Ref:

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

Somewhere in the Atlantic,
In the spring of -41,
Herr Kaleun spotted a tanker,
Probably 9000 ton .

When he was well in range,
And all the tubes were set to go,
Then Bernard made all the ballast blow....

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

Herr kaleun got mad,
And said ” Bernard, let’s go below!,
Give her flank speed on the engines,
And a course to Scapa Flow”

But when scope was raised,
Expecting targets in the rows,
They saw igloos and some eskimoes.

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

The men aboard the sub,
Grew pretty angry on Bernard,
So they thought about a plan,
And caught im sleeping and off guard,

They rolled him in his blanket,
and they rubbed him with some lube,
Then they stuffed him in the forward tube.

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

Finally, the peace came,
in the year of -45,
And the crew was let ashore,
Well, pretty shaken, but alive,

And everyone remembered,
The excitement on their trip,
When their shipmate sunk a battleship!

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

Glory, glory, he’s a sailor on a sub
Glory, glory, educated from the tub
Glory, glory, throw him off this u-boat, please
The worst sailor on the seven seas!

THE END ( Sadly, no Bernards was killed or injured during the making of this song..)

(Please correct my english of something is wrong...)

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Good one!

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That is so good

Well................:rotfl: :rotfl:

Enough with the Bernard Bashing already !!!!!

Im so weary of the Bernard bashing... Captain gets lost in thought when suddenly !

Alarm !!!! Ship spotted !!

Ziiiip... smack "Were taking damage sir !"

Captian "Dammit who was on watch !"

Bern.... uhhh... ermm... I dont know !

"Crash dive !".. "But sir the watch crew"... "You heard my orders !"

"Whats that pounding sound at the hatch"... "Its just bubbles pay it no mind". :p

Gomer Pyle captures a submarine
 

Anyone seen this movie:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0589951/

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Bernard Lives in the stories!!!
http://www.submarinesailor.com/humor/default.asp

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Someone Really has to Sing and Record this one, no matter how Horrable it sounds!:yep:

Seriously! That would be my Number-One Gramophone song!;)

Nice worth Seth!!!:up::up:

Thanks for the laugh, and bring on the second verse:yep:


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That deserves a Sticky. :yep:

Complete
 

If anyone will make a complete song recording of this, be my guest!!! :D:D

Just read the complete verison. Terriffic!!!:up::up::up:

If this is going to be turned into a song, is should be just male vocal only. It would then sound like the sub crew made this up. It should be in both English and German, so you can have it ready for SHIV:yep:

Thanks again Seth:D

I don't care who records this, as long as it doesn't sound so Horrable than me Trying to sing it...:-?:lol:;)

I dont have singing voice (thats what my girlfriend tells me...)...:down: