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01-10-21, 03:18 PM | #1 |
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Things you hear no one say:
Nice Prius.
I'm joining Trump's new social media site. Nice PT Cruiser.
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01-10-21, 03:37 PM | #2 |
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Do you come here often?
Here, let me pay for the beers. Your much more intelligent than me.
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01-10-21, 04:58 PM | #3 |
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Yes honey those jeans do make you look fat.
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01-10-21, 08:10 PM | #4 |
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You're correct!
A penny for your thoughts.
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01-10-21, 08:14 PM | #5 |
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Sorry, but I pay my bills by putting them all in a hat at the end of the month. Because of your deplorable attitude, You're not even going in the hat this month.
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01-10-21, 08:24 PM | #6 |
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Put the saddle on the stove Ma, we're riding the range tonight!!
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01-10-21, 09:38 PM | #7 |
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I found my car keys, but I'm gonna keep looking for them, that way they won't be in the last place I looked.
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01-11-21, 03:13 AM | #8 |
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Here I sit broken hearted paid my penny and only farted!!
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01-11-21, 06:48 AM | #9 |
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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
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01-11-21, 07:10 AM | #10 |
Grey Wolf
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Spländiflætôus.
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01-11-21, 11:19 AM | #11 |
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Reece bought me a beer last night
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01-11-21, 11:31 AM | #12 |
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Sorry Reece,
I have seen that quote on many an outhouse and inhouse wall. Talk about pay as you go.
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01-11-21, 12:46 PM | #13 |
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At (almost) 70: "C'mon BBY, let's do it again!"
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01-11-21, 12:59 PM | #14 |
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Aktungbby is a sane man
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01-11-21, 01:10 PM | #15 |
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"He can still win!"
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