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01-08-20, 08:49 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
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01-08-20, 01:15 PM
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Starte das Auto
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What's our dog's favourite Christmas carol?
Bark, The Herald Angels Sing
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01-08-20, 11:15 PM
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Why does the Angel at the top of the Xmas tree have a long dress???
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01-09-20, 06:05 AM
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What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe! What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season's Bleatings!
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01-09-20, 06:15 AM
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"How the Angel got on top of the Christmas Tree"
"It was a particularly bad year for Santa and before he knew it, Christmas Eve had arrived and he wasn't ready. The elves were on strike. The reindeer were unruly and during a test run had crashed the sleigh. No one was cleaning the stables and the smell was horrible. Rudolph's nose wouldn't light because he had a cold. Mrs. Clause, having burned batches of cookies, was refusing to bake any more until the oven was fixed; and, to top it off she was endlessly nagging poor Santa. It was about the time that Santa was at the end of his patience with the Christmas Angel descended from the heavens and said: "Santa, I have your Christmas tree. Where should I stick it?" (already posted this in the joke thread but i guess it was waltzed over by Jim's jokes  )
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01-09-20, 10:01 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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No, not at all.
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
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01-09-20, 10:57 AM
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Starte das Auto
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Yes you have, you're already recycling (
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01-09-20, 11:06 AM
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Ocean Warrior
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They're bloody amateurs Mr Squirrel.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve.
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01-09-20, 11:07 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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Never realised
  What do you call Father Christmas in the beach? Sandy Clause!
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01-09-20, 11:56 AM
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Starte das Auto
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What do skunks sing at Christmas?
Jingle Smells
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01-09-20, 02:05 PM
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Ocean Warrior
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What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
Silent Night.
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01-09-20, 02:11 PM
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Why do Milking Stools only have three legs?
Because the Cows got the Udder
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What do elves post on Social Media??
Elfies.
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01-10-20, 02:12 AM
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Starte das Auto
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Who says "Oh-oh-oh"?
Santa walking backwards
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