A question about umbrellas - Page 2

STEED · 01-07-16, 12:23 PM

Make way for the umbrella expert, right now I can offer a good range of umbrellas at good prices.

Sword umbrella

Camera umbrella

Knock out gas umbrella

Sturdy grip umbrella to knock weapons out of bad guys hands

Who needs guns knifes tanks atom bombs? You're classic 1960's Spy hero needs not these just a good solid umbrella.

Interested in the above? We also have multi function umbrellas all four in one super secret agent umbrella that comes in super Black or Gloss Black or Matt Black or just plain old Black.

Still interested?

STEED'S Secret Agent Umbrellas
Mothers secret agent training camp
Some where in England
UK

And I will send you a full catalog with pictures and prices and with your first order you will receive the secret agent invisible ink pen free.

Rhodes · 01-07-16, 01:15 PM

Sword umbrella please! And Mrs. Peel phone number!

vienna · 01-07-16, 05:27 PM

When weaponized umbrellas are outlawed, only outlaws will have umbrellas...

<O>

Platapus · 01-07-16, 05:55 PM

Have you researched umbrella repair shops? There are a few here in the US.
If it is truly a great quality umbrella that has some history, it might be worth having it professionally repaired.

STEED · 01-07-16, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rhodes

Sword umbrella please! And Mrs. Peel phone number!

Sword umbrella on the way soon, as for Mrs Peel phone number you will have to get behind Sailor Steve.

BTW: you're in for a very long wait, Steve been on the phone to her for the last 30 years!

Rhodes · 01-07-16, 06:26 PM

Didn't you know? I'm a Time Lord and have a TARDIS. I just go back 30 years +/- and....

STEED · 01-07-16, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhodes

Didn't you know? I'm a Time Lord and have a TARDIS. I just go back 30 years +/- and....

Sailor Steve · 01-07-16, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

BTW: you're in for a very long wait, Steve been on the phone to her for the last 30 years!

That's a dirty lie. I haven't been on the phone with her, I've been trying to call her. Never got through once. Well, once, but that was enough. She told me if I called her again I was in real trouble.

I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more. What I'll probably get is some guy putting me in traction for the next decade. But hope springs eternal...

STEED · 01-07-16, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more.

Too early in the morning Steve.

Sailor Steve · 01-07-16, 07:16 PM

Any day I can make Steed nervous is a good one.

Buddahaid · 01-08-16, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I keep hoping she'll pop in and tie me up. Maybe more.

Like snoop around and notice all the dust by running one ever so cute finger along your bookshelf, wrinkle her little nose, then eat all your crisps.......

STEED · 01-08-16, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Any day I can make Steed nervous is a good one.

I may need psychiatric therapy for the rest of my last.

01-07-16, 12:23 PM	#16
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Make way for the umbrella expert, right now I can offer a good range of umbrellas at good prices. Sword umbrella Camera umbrella Knock out gas umbrella Sturdy grip umbrella to knock weapons out of bad guys hands Who needs guns knifes tanks atom bombs? You're classic 1960's Spy hero needs not these just a good solid umbrella. Interested in the above? We also have multi function umbrellas all four in one super secret agent umbrella that comes in super Black or Gloss Black or Matt Black or just plain old Black. Still interested? STEED'S Secret Agent Umbrellas Mothers secret agent training camp Some where in England UK And I will send you a full catalog with pictures and prices and with your first order you will receive the secret agent invisible ink pen free. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,519 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Sword umbrella please! And Mrs. Peel phone number! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,718 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	When weaponized umbrellas are outlawed, only outlaws will have umbrellas... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

01-07-16, 05:55 PM	#19
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,381 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Have you researched umbrella repair shops? There are a few here in the US. If it is truly a great quality umbrella that has some history, it might be worth having it professionally repaired. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

01-07-16, 06:26 PM	#21
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,519 Downloads: 110 Uploads: 0	Didn't you know? I'm a Time Lord and have a TARDIS. I just go back 30 years +/- and.... __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/

01-07-16, 07:16 PM	#25
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Any day I can make Steed nervous is a good one. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo