The Bilge - Page 100

Armistead · 11-26-15, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Swing 'em at the senile SP.

@ Armistead,
If you don't like pictures of your sister/girl friend circulating about, stop leaving them in the head.

I put them there

Eichhörnchen · 11-26-15, 12:06 PM

All the cheese gone now, has it?

CaptainRamius · 11-26-15, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

All the cheese gone now, has it?

I find may intrude, yes, it has

Aktungbby · 11-26-15, 06:39 PM

NOPE! we're serving our bilge traditional Thanksgiving day feast of Casu Marzu (maggot-laced for fermentationLocals consider it unsafe to eat casu marzu once the larvae have died, so it is served while the translucent white worms, about one-third of an inch long, are still squiggling. Some people clear the maggots from the cheese before consuming it, while others do not. Those who leave the maggots may have to cover the cheese with their hands—when disturbed, the maggots can jump up to six inches.)

Along-side Minnesota Jellied Moose nose with a delicious Fox bat purree

Naturally the bilge is not under the same restrictions as in France to be served on the Bilge's hardtack biscuit.

Dessert will consist of Indonesian Durien (from our last Monson operation

) Pricey, dreadfully bad smelling,[QUOTE]its odor is best described as pigsty, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock.[/QUOTE] yet quite tasty (really once U get past the smell U can't get enough! I actually tried it in the 70's

)

The stinky cheese will cover a multitude of sins IMHO

Bon appetit!

fireftr18 · 11-26-15, 10:27 PM

Kaptlt.Endrass, didn't I tell you that going from scrubbing the head in the Bilge to scrubbing the galley pots could be a move down?

Wolferz · 11-27-15, 06:02 PM

Pitcher Plant Schnapps, garnished with corpse flower?

Aktungbby · 11-27-15, 06:55 PM

Naturally, today being Friday, the catch of the day will be served to our fish-eating-on-Friday's Catholic crew members

...just as soon as the ship's padre finishes with communion for the Bilge's devout....

Whopper cheeseburgers will be served to all other crew members

My hot date

even had her nails done for the occasion...

Aktungbby · 11-28-15, 04:30 PM

^I give my gal in the chedder chemise a serious 'thumbs up!

CaptainRamius · 11-29-15, 03:30 AM

That bat purée looks....

Nicely decorated thumb though

Wolferz · 11-30-15, 04:44 AM

Isn't the C-section scar supposed to be below the bikini line

Neener!

CaptainRamius · 11-30-15, 07:11 AM

No posting a image that big two times!
-A moderator

Wolferz · 12-07-15, 11:40 AM

No more American cheese please.
The folk in Utah think it's no gouda.

CaptainRamius · 12-07-15, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Isn't the C-section scar supposed to be below the bikini line

Neener!

Oh my....

Aktungbby · 12-07-15, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

No more American cheese please.

OUI! OUI! MON CAPITAINE "UP BUBBLE ON THE FROMAGEMETER!"

<here's eyeballin' yer Beaufort d'alpage bebè. While awaiting an aperitif (or a pair of anything!)

CaptainRamius · 12-07-15, 12:54 PM

/\ Oh jeez.....

11-26-15, 12:06 PM	#1487
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,411 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	All the cheese gone now, has it? __________________

11-26-15, 06:39 PM	#1489
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,033 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Formal attire(and a clothespin) Required NOPE! we're serving our bilge traditional Thanksgiving day feast of Casu Marzu (maggot-laced for fermentationLocals consider it unsafe to eat casu marzu once the larvae have died, so it is served while the translucent white worms, about one-third of an inch long, are still squiggling. Some people clear the maggots from the cheese before consuming it, while others do not. Those who leave the maggots may have to cover the cheese with their hands—when disturbed, the maggots can jump up to six inches.) Along-side Minnesota Jellied Moose nose with a delicious Fox bat purreeNaturally the bilge is not under the same restrictions as in France to be served on the Bilge's hardtack biscuit.Dessert will consist of Indonesian Durien (from our last Monson operation) Pricey, dreadfully bad smelling,[QUOTE]its odor is best described as pigsty, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock.[/QUOTE] yet quite tasty (really once U get past the smell U can't get enough! I actually tried it in the 70's) The stinky cheese will cover a multitude of sins IMHOBon appetit! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-26-15, 10:27 PM	#1490
fireftr18 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Posts: 2,528 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 0	Kaptlt.Endrass, didn't I tell you that going from scrubbing the head in the Bilge to scrubbing the galley pots could be a move down? __________________ Of all the forms of Martial Arts, Karaoke causes the most pain!

11-27-15, 06:02 PM	#1491
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	What's next? Pitcher Plant Schnapps, garnished with corpse flower? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

11-27-15, 06:55 PM	#1492
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,033 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Naturally, today being Friday, the catch of the day will be served to our fish-eating-on-Friday's Catholic crew members...just as soon as the ship's padre finishes with communion for the Bilge's devout....Whopper cheeseburgers will be served to all other crew members My hot date even had her nails done for the occasion... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 11-27-15 at 07:03 PM.

11-28-15, 04:30 PM	#1493
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,033 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	^I give my gal in the chedder chemise a serious 'thumbs up! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-29-15, 03:30 AM	#1494
CaptainRamius Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2014 Location: In shallow waters Posts: 388 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	That bat purée looks.... Nicely decorated thumb though

11-30-15, 04:44 AM	#1495
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Isn't the C-section scar supposed to be below the bikini line Neener! __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 11-30-15 at 06:54 PM.

11-30-15, 07:11 AM	#1496
CaptainRamius Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2014 Location: In shallow waters Posts: 388 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	No posting a image that big two times! -A moderator

12-07-15, 11:40 AM	#1497
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	The Bilge slowly rises to the surface... No more American cheese please. The folk in Utah think it's no gouda. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

12-07-15, 12:54 PM	#1500
CaptainRamius Sonar Guy Join Date: May 2014 Location: In shallow waters Posts: 388 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	/\ Oh jeez.....