This Won't Be Good... - Page 3

Fubar2Niner · 02-15-15, 09:47 AM

"It'll be all over by christmas"

Oberon · 02-15-15, 11:11 AM

Aktungbby · 02-15-15, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I love it when someone says, "Get me the President".

I tried using that to end an argument with my wife once. She told me if I keep it up, she would call in a surgical strike on me.... not sure what that meant but she won the argument.

Was this conversation shortly after the Lorena Bobbit incident?

Some reassembly required

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt

talk about rose colored glasses here and then he starred in a porn flick!

I'm a little jealous...and I don't know why

Jimbuna · 02-16-15, 10:23 AM

If I hit it in the right place, everything should be okay.

Tango589 · 02-16-15, 11:40 AM

"I've decided to run with the bulls at Pamplona, what can go wrong?"

Eichhörnchen · 02-16-15, 12:56 PM

"What's that on the radar?"

Jimbuna · 02-16-15, 01:48 PM

"Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!"

Eichhörnchen · 02-16-15, 02:59 PM

Do I remember that!! Our first year of married life in our own house; wondered whether it (and we) were going to still be around in the morning...

Jimbuna · 02-17-15, 06:15 AM

Well, no thanks to Michael Fish but you both and the house are

Aktungbby · 02-17-15, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tango589

"I've decided to run with the bulls at Pamplona, what can go wrong?"

Benjamin Miller, 20, from Georgia, is gored by a bull during the Ciudad Rodrigo running of the bulls…
REMEMBER MOM"S ADVICE: Always wear your best underwear in case you go to the hospital!

Platapus · 02-17-15, 10:07 AM

Senior management just got back from a strategic planning offsite. There will be an all-hands tomorrow.

Jimbuna · 02-18-15, 07:40 AM

"Your money is safe with us."

Tango589 · 02-18-15, 08:45 AM

"Lets surprise the site workers with a managerial site visit. They will be pleased to see us."

Eichhörnchen · 02-18-15, 03:31 PM

"Zair vill be no ezgapes from ziss Kemp..."

Oberon · 02-18-15, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Well, no thanks to Michael Fish but you both and the house are

He wasn't wrong though, it wasn't actually a Hurricane, and he did state after the quoted sentence that it was going to get 'very windy'.

Anyway.

02-16-15, 10:23 AM	#34
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If I hit it in the right place, everything should be okay. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-16-15, 11:40 AM	#35
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	"I've decided to run with the bulls at Pamplona, what can go wrong?" __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-16-15, 01:48 PM	#37
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-17-15, 06:15 AM	#39
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well, no thanks to Michael Fish but you both and the house are __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-17-15, 10:07 AM	#41
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Senior management just got back from a strategic planning offsite. There will be an all-hands tomorrow. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-15-15, 09:47 AM	#31
Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,178 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	"It'll be all over by christmas"

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20

02-16-15, 12:56 PM	#36
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,400 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"What's that on the radar?"

02-16-15, 02:59 PM	#38
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,400 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Do I remember that!! Our first year of married life in our own house; wondered whether it (and we) were going to still be around in the morning...

02-18-15, 07:40 AM	#42
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Your money is safe with us." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-18-15, 08:45 AM	#43
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	"Lets surprise the site workers with a managerial site visit. They will be pleased to see us." __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-18-15, 03:31 PM	#44
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,400 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Zair vill be no ezgapes from ziss Kemp..."