Particle beam weapons, hyper light drive; all coming soon

Onkel Neal · 11-01-14, 09:14 AM

..but only to the USA. Cuz we got the aliens.

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UFOs are real and, in fact, the aliens who traveled here in their interstellar flying discs now work for the United States government — according to a top aerospace scientist who died in August, but left behind an extraordinary deathbed interview in which he reveals his high-level, inside knowledge of the United States government’s UFO program.

Now, if this is real, with their super alien intelligence, they could fix Social Security. That would be the real coup.

Platapus · 11-01-14, 09:28 AM

What people don't understand is that we had to keep the aliens confined. If the aliens were ever able to communicate back to their home planet what it was really like on Earth and what humans were like, they would never send more visitors.

Earth is like the Roach Motel of the Galaxy. Visitors check in, but don't check out.

However, concerning the first link, it was a good story for a while

http://www.inquisitr.com/1577306/boy...a-walmart-toy/

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A Quebec newspaper, QVTC, found out that the “alien” Bushman showed in his photograph is actually a doll that anyone can pick up at Walmart.

Oberon · 11-01-14, 09:50 AM

Platapus · 11-01-14, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

That's pretty funny. But strangely I can't remember why it is funny.

Jimbuna · 11-01-14, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Beat me to it

Wolferz · 11-01-14, 02:29 PM

Did I just get several eye exams?

Dowly · 11-01-14, 02:49 PM

Turns out the "aliens" are just toys:

SHOCKING!

Tango589 · 11-02-14, 05:34 AM

I think it's a well played prank. Who better to put the wind up the tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorists than a former Area 51 employee?

I hope he's able to watch the ensuing hubbub with a wry grin!

mapuc · 11-02-14, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Tango589

I think it's a well played prank. Who better to put the wind up the tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorists than a former Area 51 employee?

I hope he's able to watch the ensuing hubbub with a wry grin!

+ 1( have been thinking the same)

Markus

Platapus · 11-03-14, 02:04 PM

If you know that you are dying soon, why not?

Catfish · 11-03-14, 02:39 PM

Platapus · 11-03-14, 05:44 PM

"[discussing what Neil Armstrong will say when he steps onto the surface of the moon]
Frank Borman: What are you guys gonna say?
Michael Collins: If you had any balls, you'd say Oh, my God, what is that thing? then scream and cut your mike.

From the miniseries "From the Earth to the Moon

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Did I just get several eye exams? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,377 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	I think it's a well played prank. Who better to put the wind up the tin-foil-hat-wearing conspiracy theorists than a former Area 51 employee? I hope he's able to watch the ensuing hubbub with a wry grin! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,397 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	If you know that you are dying soon, why not? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,397 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	"[discussing what Neil Armstrong will say when he steps onto the surface of the moon] Frank Borman: What are you guys gonna say? Michael Collins: If you had any balls, you'd say Oh, my God, what is that thing? then scream and cut your mike. From the miniseries "From the Earth to the Moon __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,055 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Turns out the "aliens" are just toys: SHOCKING!

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