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04-05-14, 11:26 AM
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
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Treat your toaster with respect, and loving attention. Otherwise it will leave you..
Brad the toaster: http://vimeo.com/41363473#at=0 
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 but not to be confused with 'twunk'...by which one candu with their 'gandu'  Or as Willy the 'Bard' would'st have it: "yonder our linguistics lie, flyblown in the semantic dust!"
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04-06-14, 08:31 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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From all the hissing and spitting of fats eminating from the toaster I should imagine it wasn't all that amused.
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04-06-14, 04:57 PM
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I doubt that the bloke in the story was smart enough to think of that himself.
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04-06-14, 06:17 PM
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Navy Seal
 
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Don't pee on an electric fence either.
 Unless you're aiming to curl your hair, fry your balls and take a dump in your overhauls. I tried pooping in my toaster butt it burned me bum. 
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04-07-14, 07:08 AM
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And thus a new warming label was created yet once again on proper use of a toaster oven.
DO NOT LAY ON SIDE TO MAKE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH. DO NOT USE IN THE BATH TUB OR SHOWER. NOT SUITABLE FOR DRYING HAIR. NOT FOR USE IN LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. On it goes....
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Fleet Admiral
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But its been done on YouTube so it must be right!
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Navy Seal
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ROTFLMAO!!! I was hoping for some Hello Kitty welding footage when she stuck the knife in there. Classic info from Chef Twunt! But, then again, some people never figure out what the little door on the bottom of the toaster is for, until it catches on fire from all the bread crumbs gathered in the bottom. 
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04-07-14, 09:59 AM
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 That's why abortion on demand should be legal in the third trimester. 
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