The further misadventures of Dick Cheney

krashkart · 03-12-14, 06:14 PM

I'd leave a teaser from the article, but I don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone.

http://nationalreport.net/dick-chene...htub-11-hours/

Cybermat47 · 03-12-14, 06:18 PM

I was going to make a torture joke, but the article made one for me

vienna · 03-12-14, 06:29 PM

Was it made by a Haliburton subsidiary or designed by the same persons who designed the faulty body armor?...

<O>

Wolferz · 03-12-14, 06:56 PM

I wonder how the drain got clogged. Two women shaving after going commando for awhile?

03-12-14, 07:46 PM

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...severe pruning of the epidermis.

I wish I'd never read that. I now have this mental picture I can't get out of my head.

CaptainHaplo · 03-12-14, 09:51 PM

The country going down the drain, 60+% of the citizens feel that the country is headed in the wrong direction after nearly 6 years of BO - and some people have nothing more than to trot out Cheney mocking....

Hey - look over there - its a squirrel!

Red October1984 · 03-12-14, 10:00 PM

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“I leave him alone quite frequently and this is the first time he’s ever managed to get himself into this much trouble, except for that time I allowed him to go quail hunting in Texas with that attorney friend of his”, stated Mrs. Cheney.

Tchocky · 03-12-14, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHaplo

The country going down the drain, 60+% of the citizens feel that the country is headed in the wrong direction after nearly 6 years of BO - and some people have nothing more than to trot out Cheney mocking....

Hey - look over there - its a squirrel!

There are even humour threads on Subsim.

THINK OF THE WASTED TIME AND ENERGY

Jimbuna · 03-13-14, 06:58 AM

The mind boggles

03-13-14, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

There are even humour threads on Subsim.

THINK OF THE WASTED TIME AND ENERGY

Won't someone think of the children!!!!!!!

Platapus · 03-13-14, 08:27 AM

I think the comments on the original story website were the best.

Dread Knot · 03-13-14, 08:51 AM

I propose a ban on any future US politicians named Dick.

All in favor say aaayyyy.

Platapus · 03-13-14, 09:11 AM

Maybe we will see Dicky in a new "life alert" commercial.

I wonder what Dicky has been doing in that tub to cause the drain to clog up.

krashkart · 03-13-14, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I wonder what Dicky has been doing in that tub to cause the drain to clog up.

I'm not sure I want to know.

Lionclaw · 03-13-14, 11:11 AM

Why not climb out of the tub like normal?

Unless it's a handicap altered tub.

First time I've seen a bathtub with a door on it.

03-12-14, 06:14 PM	#1
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	The further misadventures of Dick Cheney I'd leave a teaser from the article, but I don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone. http://nationalreport.net/dick-chene...htub-11-hours/

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Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	I was going to make a torture joke, but the article made one for me __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I wonder how the drain got clogged. Two women shaving after going commando for awhile? __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	The country going down the drain, 60+% of the citizens feel that the country is headed in the wrong direction after nearly 6 years of BO - and some people have nothing more than to trot out Cheney mocking.... Hey - look over there - its a squirrel! __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The mind boggles __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I think the comments on the original story website were the best. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Dread Knot Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,288 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I propose a ban on any future US politicians named Dick. All in favor say aaayyyy.

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Maybe we will see Dicky in a new "life alert" commercial. I wonder what Dicky has been doing in that tub to cause the drain to clog up. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Lionclaw Ace of the Deep Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 1,006 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Why not climb out of the tub like normal? Unless it's a handicap altered tub. First time I've seen a bathtub with a door on it.