Man offers burglar cuppa

STEED · 01-29-14, 06:34 AM

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An intruder who woke up a couple in Sweden during a bungled break-in enjoyed a coffee with his intended victims while they waited for the police.

http://www.home.bt.com/news/oddnews/...11363870824600

Try that in the UK....NOT!

Jimbuna · 01-29-14, 06:42 AM

Sweden eh?

STEED · 01-29-14, 06:51 AM

Maybe it was Vendor and due to his leg decided running away was not a option.

Jimbuna · 01-29-14, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Maybe it was Vendor and due to his leg decided running away was not a option.

My thoughts precisely

BossMark · 01-29-14, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Maybe it was Vendor and due to his leg decided running away was not a option.

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

My thoughts precisely

Well you never know

Jimbuna · 01-29-14, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Well you never know

Just look what happened to that pike

Aktungbby · 01-29-14, 01:01 PM

Actually if you do catch a bandito ya don't get mad, get even but keep the .9mm in yer waistband; point out what you want removed...the old toaster, The fire-hazard Mr Coffee maker, the old telly, that out-of-date stereo, that zircon bauble you never should have given her anyway...(yup some of us still do vinyl and chintz'd on our sweethearts); done properly, he should be perspiring from exertion... and nervous relief at not involving the 'machinery of the state' in such triviality. On his last trip out, thank him politely... and sit down at the table to fill out an insurance claim inventory report...the reimbursement to cover some of the cool new stuff you really want anyway;...then call the cops. Then round up your local alarm installer and bribe him for a yard sign and a few window stickers that say: "protected by Acme Protection"...future bad guys, scopin' the 'hood will select your neighbor instead.

(tips from a 70's former alarm-agent)this actually works..bad guys prefer easy swag! not risky plunder.

Tango589 · 01-29-14, 01:34 PM

Don't forget the Breville toasted sandwich maker, there's always one of them lurking in dark corners of the kitchen...

Aktungbby · 01-29-14, 02:04 PM

Actually no! the removable plates double as gothic style armor when tucked into your Velcro work-place backsupporter as you close in with the very large Paella skillet (doubles as truncheon or shield) in one hand and the fire poker in the left...underneath the wife's hastily grabbed house coat-sort of a coat-of-plates effect(poor man's getup) as depicted by Mel in Braveheart...belly armor at it's lowest common denominator...nothin' ever goes out of style!

I was shocked by those young ladies thin waist belts with a big belt angled across the hips just a few years back which was trendy...in 1066 at Hastings!; and the WWII winter wool GI (under the helmet)issue hat has made a tremendous comeback too...60 years later!

TarJak · 01-29-14, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Actually no! the removable plates double as gothic style armor when tucked into your Velcro work-place backsupporter as you close in with the very large Paella skillet (doubles as truncheon or shield) in one hand and the fire poker in the left...underneath the wife's hastily grabbed house coat-sort of a coat-of-plates effect(poor man's getup) as depicted by Mel in Braveheart...belly armor at it's lowest common denominator...nothin' ever goes out of style!

I was shocked by those young ladies thin waist belts with a big belt angled across the hips just a few years back which was trendy...in 1066 at Hastings!; and the WWII winter wool GI (under the helmet)issue hat has made a tremendous comeback too...60 years later!

:rotfl:

STEED · 01-30-14, 07:53 AM

Been reading a old news item where a similar thing happen in the UK but the burglar turn down the offer of a cup of tea as the house owner had no Jammie dodgers!

BTW: He left empty handed, read it in a magazine while waiting to see the doc.

Aktungbby · 01-30-14, 10:28 AM

Must have been a gent; any old house fraü would have welcomed an errant( but Artful) dodger in her jammies...

les green01 · 01-30-14, 10:34 AM

some of the exs i have had i would tell them to take them just don't take the tv or laptop

Tango589 · 01-30-14, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Must have been a gent; any old house fraü would have welcomed an errant dodger in her jammies...

Cybermat47 · 01-30-14, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Must have been a gent; any old house fraü would have welcomed an errant( but Artful) dodger in her jammies...

Oh my...

01-29-14, 06:42 AM	#2
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01-29-14, 06:51 AM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Maybe it was Vendor and due to his leg decided running away was not a option. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-29-14, 01:01 PM	#7
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,006 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	The junkman cometh Actually if you do catch a bandito ya don't get mad, get even but keep the .9mm in yer waistband; point out what you want removed...the old toaster, The fire-hazard Mr Coffee maker, the old telly, that out-of-date stereo, that zircon bauble you never should have given her anyway...(yup some of us still do vinyl and chintz'd on our sweethearts); done properly, he should be perspiring from exertion... and nervous relief at not involving the 'machinery of the state' in such triviality. On his last trip out, thank him politely... and sit down at the table to fill out an insurance claim inventory report...the reimbursement to cover some of the cool new stuff you really want anyway;...then call the cops. Then round up your local alarm installer and bribe him for a yard sign and a few window stickers that say: "protected by Acme Protection"...future bad guys, scopin' the 'hood will select your neighbor instead.(tips from a 70's former alarm-agent)this actually works..bad guys prefer easy swag! not risky plunder. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

01-29-14, 01:34 PM	#8
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	Don't forget the Breville toasted sandwich maker, there's always one of them lurking in dark corners of the kitchen... __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

01-29-14, 02:04 PM	#9
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,006 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Beau Brummel at 0200 clanking in the dark Actually no! the removable plates double as gothic style armor when tucked into your Velcro work-place backsupporter as you close in with the very large Paella skillet (doubles as truncheon or shield) in one hand and the fire poker in the left...underneath the wife's hastily grabbed house coat-sort of a coat-of-plates effect(poor man's getup) as depicted by Mel in Braveheart...belly armor at it's lowest common denominator...nothin' ever goes out of style! I was shocked by those young ladies thin waist belts with a big belt angled across the hips just a few years back which was trendy...in 1066 at Hastings!; and the WWII winter wool GI (under the helmet)issue hat has made a tremendous comeback too...60 years later! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

01-30-14, 07:53 AM	#11
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Been reading a old news item where a similar thing happen in the UK but the burglar turn down the offer of a cup of tea as the house owner had no Jammie dodgers! BTW: He left empty handed, read it in a magazine while waiting to see the doc. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-30-14, 10:28 AM	#12
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 30,006 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Must have been a gent; any old house fraü would have welcomed an errant( but Artful) dodger in her jammies... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 01-30-14 at 11:00 AM.

01-30-14, 10:34 AM	#13
les green01 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Freeman Missouri Posts: 1,784 Downloads: 1405 Uploads: 0	some of the exs i have had i would tell them to take them just don't take the tv or laptop __________________ I'll tell you what bravery really is. Bravery is just determination to do a job that you know has to be done. Audie Murphy