Being Romantic - Page 6

Platapus · 11-03-13, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

It's called factual honesty

Combining "factual honesty" and "romance" I believe is the definition of Mutual Exclusivity.

Romance is looking beyond factual honesty and delving into emotional honesty.

Armistead · 11-03-13, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Combining "factual honesty" and "romance" I believe is the definition of Mutual Exclusivity.

Romance is looking beyond factual honesty and delving into emotional honesty.

depends on how vain your wife is.....my wife was model when we met and she always made be honest about her looks and clothes.....still am and she appreciates it..

but of course I say she looks beautiful........cuz she is..

Armistead · 11-03-13, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

Nope, der Überfleiger DF'd me and now I lurk safely in the murky depths of

depravity, marveling at the innately superior romantic wisdom of Wolfertz and Platypus and combined centuries(at least) of knowledge of amorous assault on impregnable inamoratii, mindful of Circe in the Odyssey: "but men are pigs and love their gryllic state" as she turned the crew into swine...'PenelopeBBY I wanna come home...but I'm a little tied up'!

Did you just call me an a-hole?

Armistead · 11-04-13, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

I would never call any one an Aßhole (pubically); I was merely quoting the Odyßey with reference 2 the timeless condition of genetically modified Sasquatches in general; but if your up this late answering me, I now have some clue as to the quality of your bedside manner; from the Spanish: "amor de alejós(at the keyboard?) es amór de pandéjos"! C'mon ArmiBBY-a little ménage et tois here: U, the nag, and that headboard! As Dönitz would say himself: "gute Fahrt und Fette Beute" mit alles der 'aals und spargels' at your command...and for gott's sake, use the manual TDC, zero the scope as u close der convoy und versenkt amidships!

Whats eel and asparagus got to do with the headboard....?

Discere loqui stupri anglicu!!

Jimbuna · 11-04-13, 01:36 PM

Beginning to look like a short romance.

11-04-13, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Beginning to look like a short romance.

I thought we had an insult thread somewhere?

Armistead · 11-04-13, 01:39 PM

SUBSIM <<<< probably not the best place to come for romantic advice..

11-04-13, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

SUBSIM <<<< probably not the best place to come for romantic advice..

As Subsim is mostly about simulations?
If your only simulating Romance it's probably a good place to visit.

Jimbuna · 11-04-13, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

SUBSIM <<<< probably not the best place to come for romantic advice..

Oh, I wouldn't say that...once you manage to decipher the odd post it can be quite entertaining in a way

AVGWarhawk · 11-04-13, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

SUBSIM <<<< probably not the best place to come for romantic advice..

Not true, I still have your picture.

Armistead · 11-04-13, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Not true, I still have your picture.

Someone told us to try "swinging", so we went to the park, it was pretty fun..

AVGWarhawk · 11-04-13, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Someone told us to try "swinging", so we went to the park, it was pretty fun..

Swinging, makes for a good XXX movie but the parks swings are much more fun. Less complicated plus no guilt if you are swinging.

Armistead · 11-04-13, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Swinging, makes for a good XXX movie but the parks swings are much more fun. Less complicated plus no guilt if you are swinging.

My wife would never make an XXX rated movie on a swing....

We did once make love on a cannon at Charleston SC at night.....The one pointing at Fort Sumter....we felt it our southern duty....

Armistead · 11-04-13, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

More bang for the buck or ridn' the gunner's daughter? (the 'spargel' is the nickname for the periscope in der ubootwaffe)

Dude,,,,she didn't CHARGE me.....

AVGWarhawk · 11-04-13, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

My wife would never make an XXX rated movie on a swing....

We did once make love on a cannon at Charleston SC at night.....The one pointing at Fort Sumter....we felt it our southern duty....

Not make a XXX movie. A swinger "plot" makes for a good XXX movie.

Two years ago we took care of business in the back of my 54 in a church parking lot.

11-04-13, 01:36 PM	#80
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,742 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Beginning to look like a short romance. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	SUBSIM <<<< probably not the best place to come for romantic advice.. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.