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Old 11-02-13, 05:00 PM   #46
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The best of British luck to you sir!
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Old 11-02-13, 05:05 PM   #47
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This stuff really works...she's actually replying...

genius you guys are...genius.....
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Old 11-02-13, 05:09 PM   #48
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Best make sure it is your wife and not the one in the picture
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Old 11-02-13, 05:14 PM   #49
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This stuff really works...she's actually replying...

genius you guys are...genius.....
She's probably rolling her eyes and sharing her phone secrets with all the girls in the beauty parlor.

Look for the tell tale signs the next time she's on the phone with her BFF. There will be lots of snickering and a belly laugh or two.

We always do more for love than logic
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Old 11-02-13, 05:21 PM   #50
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She's at a fencing match...

Just shut up Wolferz, your jealous this is working for me...

I'm getting good at this, but right now using google search for good sexts....

I wonder how she got so good at this.....
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Old 11-02-13, 05:54 PM   #51
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This stuff really works...she's actually replying...

genius you guys are...genius.....
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She's at a fencing match...

Just shut up Wolferz, your jealous this is working for me...

I'm getting good at this, but right now using google search for good sexts....

I wonder how she got so good at this.....

If you are lucky a picture of certain body parts might pop up in a text. I get those at work sometimes.


She did not get good at sexting....it was always in there like most sexual beings have. You opened the door!
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Old 11-02-13, 05:58 PM   #52
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She's probably rolling her eyes and sharing her phone secrets with all the girls in the beauty parlor.

Look for the tell tale signs the next time she's on the phone with her BFF. There will be lots of snickering and a belly laugh or two.

We always do more for love than logic
My wife shares our secrets (sexcapades) with her friends. It does not bother me. Today when we went to the grocery store I positioned 2 coconuts and a plantain in a position that left nothing to the imagination. She took a picture and sent a text to her friends that stated "Chris is having fun in the fruit section." They all get kick out of it. It's life man, embrace it.
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Old 11-02-13, 06:00 PM   #53
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I'm getting good at this, but right now using google search for good sexts....
Never mind Google, follow your heart (or loins...)
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Old 11-02-13, 10:16 PM   #54
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Got it ! deleted all spam posts and insults; besides Wolfertz and Platypus outgun me anyhow and don't require my assistance; thanks for the heads up damn! missed the basket again!
I don't mind it you spam me or insult me, everyone else does, don't let it bother you....
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My wife shares our secrets (sexcapades) with her friends. It does not bother me. Today when we went to the grocery store I positioned 2 coconuts and a plantain in a position that left nothing to the imagination. She took a picture and sent a text to her friends that stated "Chris is having fun in the fruit section." They all get kick out of it. It's life man, embrace it.
Women are bigger talkers than men with their friends....


I like the phone better, but sexting seems to work, slower, more tantalizing. Only downside is you can't put them on speaker phone....

Anyway....good fun night.....
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Old 11-02-13, 10:41 PM   #56
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Well congrats
In all seriousness, maybe you could take dancing lessons together? Like at a community college or something.

What kinda stuff does she like to do?


I was worried, I'd hafta start posting 80's hairband power love ballads.
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Old 11-02-13, 11:15 PM   #57
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Women are bigger talkers than men with their friends....


I like the phone better, but sexting seems to work, slower, more tantalizing. Only downside is you can't put them on speaker phone....

Anyway....good fun night.....
Glad to hear it.
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Old 11-03-13, 02:12 AM   #58
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Well congrats
In all seriousness, maybe you could take dancing lessons together? Like at a community college or something.

What kinda stuff does she like to do?


I was worried, I'd hafta start posting 80's hairband power love ballads.

she likes to travel.....nothing major, just road trips....small towns, history....We do still go to CW reenactor balls and dance once in awhile....I did clean all day while she was gone.....that she likes.....
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Old 11-03-13, 07:35 AM   #59
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No Marty, I'm not jealous. Why should I be? It's your adventure and three is a crowd. Or an orgy. Glad you're rediscovering your youth and spicing up the stale and restless. Try not to injure yourself with that tantric stuff. You ain't as young as you used to was.
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Old 11-03-13, 09:30 AM   #60
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You could try treating her the same way you did 18 years ago when you were trying to get into her pants.
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