someone please explain the 9mm ammo shortage - Page 2

04-07-13, 06:30 PM

I'm pretty sure the LizardMen can't occupy the areas where the FEMA Camps are located.

Something to do with the lines of power of the Earth jamming thier shape shifting maybe?

It woud be the Greys that rent on the weekends.
Mostly to remove the bodies DHS left behind which are removed to the Underground bunkers for the LizardMen to consume.

Red October1984 · 04-07-13, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

I think the DHS Holocaust rent the FEMA Death Camps on weekdays, and the Lizardman changelings rent them at weekends. It's good for the US economy.

Nah. You see, they used to do that.

Then the Illinois Neo-Nazis decided to try and use them on wednesday nights to train the Neo-SS. FEMA and DHS decided that too many death groups were using the camps and now we have the leader of the Illinois Neo-Nazis as president. Next, he builds up DHS so he can exterminate US citizens on weekdays and the Neo-SS get to guard the camps. The Lizardman Changelings run the kitchen and the Anti-Gun Campaign with the INN and Barack Obama. FEMA is responsible for keeping this entire thing under wraps and camp staff.

We wonder why Chicago is a terribly dangerous place now....

04-07-13, 06:35 PM

Links?

Red October1984 · 04-07-13, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

Links?

Here:

FEMA

DHS

04-07-13, 06:45 PM

You do realise that a RED sticker is gonna be placed on your mailbox or close to your house so they know who to take first right?

Ask yubba about those.

Oberon · 04-07-13, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Nah. You see, they used to do that.

Then the Illinois Neo-Nazis decided to try and use them on wednesday nights to train the Neo-SS. FEMA and DHS decided that too many death groups were using the camps and now we have the leader of the Illinois Neo-Nazis as president. Next, he builds up DHS so he can exterminate US citizens on weekdays and the Neo-SS get to guard the camps. The Lizardman Changelings run the kitchen and the Anti-Gun Campaign with the INN and Barack Obama. FEMA is responsible for keeping this entire thing under wraps and camp staff.

We wonder why Chicago is a terribly dangerous place now....

That explains everything!

Quick! Rather than use a reputable news source to spread this shocking revelation, let's use a website known for whacky conspiracy theories, thus completely invalidating our original message!

04-07-13, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Quick! Rather than use a reputable news source to spread this shocking revelation, let's use a website known for whacky conspiracy theories, thus completely invalidating our original message!

WHAT?! And completely hand-over to whacko's what we worked so hard to uncover?

You wearing some of those Bat-wings also?

Oberon · 04-07-13, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

WHAT?! And completely hand-over to whacko's what we worked so hard to uncover?

You wearing some of those Bat-wings also?

I've been discovered! And just as I was about to plant the smoking bomb as evidence!

I must flee!

04-07-13, 07:00 PM

So we have you oh Masked one!
http://news.discovery.com/human/life...ked-130306.htm

Red October1984 · 04-07-13, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

That explains everything!

Quick! Rather than use a reputable news source to spread this shocking revelation, let's use a website known for whacky conspiracy theories, thus completely invalidating our original message!

I'll get my history teacher....

Red October1984 · 04-07-13, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

You do realise that a RED sticker is gonna be placed on your mailbox or close to your house so they know who to take first right?

Ask yubba about those.

Let them try. It'll just become a National News Story for months until we finally impeach Obama for attacking US citizens.

And if they use a drone, oh well...

Nice knowing you guys.

Skybird · 04-07-13, 07:09 PM

9mm is for Sissies too afraid to get closer. Real men grind their axe instead.

Oberon · 04-07-13, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Let them try. It'll just become a National News Story for months until we finally impeach Obama for attacking US citizens.

And if they use a drone, oh well...

Nice knowing you guys.

Ah, but you'll suddenly be found to have a Mexican great-grandfather that you never knew about and thus be sent to the FEMA death camps.

04-07-13, 07:22 PM

You may end up with a PINK sticker instead.
Those people are hauled off and used for breeding.
Uhh... LizardMen breed with Males of our species by the way.

Enjoy!

Red October1984 · 04-07-13, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Ah, but you'll suddenly be found to have a Mexican great-grandfather that you never knew about and thus be sent to the FEMA death camps.

Ah...but you see, all of my great grandparents are dead. I've already looked into the possibility and I have concluded that this possibility is not possible.

Plus, there's no way i'm related to a Mexican. I'm that Nuke-Submarine Pale White Color.

FEMA Death Camps don't worry me. Why? Because you can take a course and be certified in the Incident Command System online. How do I know this? Because I am currently in the process of becoming ICS Certified.

I know exactly how they operate and how to get into ICS.

Looks like I'm one step ahead of FEMA

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04-07-13, 06:30 PM	#16
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I'm pretty sure the LizardMen can't occupy the areas where the FEMA Camps are located. Something to do with the lines of power of the Earth jamming thier shape shifting maybe? It woud be the Greys that rent on the weekends. Mostly to remove the bodies DHS left behind which are removed to the Underground bunkers for the LizardMen to consume.

04-07-13, 06:35 PM	#18
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Links?

04-07-13, 06:45 PM	#20
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	You do realise that a RED sticker is gonna be placed on your mailbox or close to your house so they know who to take first right? Ask yubba about those.

04-07-13, 07:00 PM	#24
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	So we have you oh Masked one! http://news.discovery.com/human/life...ked-130306.htm

04-07-13, 07:22 PM	#29
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	You may end up with a PINK sticker instead. Those people are hauled off and used for breeding. Uhh... LizardMen breed with Males of our species by the way. Enjoy!