Playing Skyrim makes players gay - Page 2

Schroeder · 11-27-11, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them...

And so Skyrim will drive you in the arms of some other guy.
You have just proven Christwire right.

Skybird · 11-27-11, 03:29 PM

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

Jimbuna · 11-27-11, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

LOL

Takeda Shingen · 11-27-11, 03:55 PM

I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.

kiwi_2005 · 11-27-11, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me.

You have no idea how good Skyrim is compared to Oblivion, and don't worry you wont turn gay.

I'm surprised the feminists haven't come out yet and complained about Skyrim and what it may do to our younger gamers brainwashing them into expecting woman to do as they're are told otherwise the head comes off with a mighty Nord axe. Its the way of the Nord.

Skybird · 11-27-11, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.

Good for you. I know I miss something big with Skyrim, when hearing about Steam earlier this year, I was very dissappointed. But I had two Steam experiences this year, and on two systems. And both were disastrous and remained unsolved, leaving the game unplayable. And so I do not bother for anything Steamy again.

Skybird · 11-27-11, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

You have no idea how good Skyrim is compared to Oblivion

I got an overdose of rumours and reported impressions to have at least a faint idea...

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, and don't worry you wont turn gay.

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...?

Takeda Shingen · 11-27-11, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...?

This from the guy who is always telling us how 'beautiful' and 'serene' Oblivion is.

kiwi_2005 · 11-27-11, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...?

I can't hear you over the awesome power of my Nordish Axe. Dammit man I'm off to slaughter a whole village no mercy the men shall die first just to prove my point!

Oberon · 11-27-11, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

I can't hear you over the awesome power of my Nordish Axe. Dammit man I'm off to slaughter a whole village no mercy the men shall die first just to prove my point!

STOP!

HAMMER TIME!

Falkirion · 11-27-11, 06:25 PM

So when did Bethsada get swallowed up by Blizzard?

Haha dw Takeda, no offense taken.

Takeda Shingen · 11-27-11, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Falkirion

So when did Bethsada get swallowed up by Blizzard?

Ooohhh. Somebody doesn't like Bethesda.

EDIT: Meant in jest!

antikristuseke · 11-28-11, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by the_tyrant

NOOOOOO

I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

Just take it like a man, bite the pillow and cry a little.

CaptainMattJ. · 11-28-11, 12:51 AM

there are actually 367 votes to ban the game! Cant people take a joke

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petition...ouths/YmY1bLQ5

11-28-11, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainMattJ.

there are actually 367 votes to ban the game! Cant people take a joke

https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5

Read some of the petition signer names.

11-27-11, 03:29 PM	#17
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,732 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

11-27-11, 06:25 PM	#26
Falkirion Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,043 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	So when did Bethsada get swallowed up by Blizzard? Haha dw Takeda, no offense taken. Last edited by Falkirion; 11-27-11 at 08:48 PM.

11-28-11, 12:51 AM	#29
CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	there are actually 367 votes to ban the game! Cant people take a joke https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petition...ouths/YmY1bLQ5 __________________ A popular Government without popular information nor the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives - James Madison

11-27-11, 03:55 PM	#19
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.