Congrats to Dan--he's a dad! - Page 2

Penguin · 10-23-11, 01:27 PM

Congrats!

Jimbuna · 10-23-11, 01:31 PM

I sure hope she looks like her mom

Just kidding Dan.....conratulations mate but trust you to forget adding a periscope

Congratulations and best wishes to mom as well

MothBalls · 10-23-11, 01:32 PM

Congratulations. You just made the rest of your life better.

(Does this mean SH6 might be delayed?)

mr chris · 10-23-11, 01:43 PM

Congratulations now your going to have many sleepless night but you wont care one bit.

vienna · 10-23-11, 02:11 PM

Congratulations! Now you have about 14 or so years to think up ways of terrifying her future dates...

danny60 · 10-23-11, 02:58 PM

Congrats dan!

unfortunatly they don't come with a mute button as standard

frau kaleun · 10-23-11, 03:06 PM

Congrats to Dan and the new mum as well.

mapuc · 10-23-11, 03:09 PM

Congrats

Life becomes more valuable.

Markus

RickC Sniper · 10-23-11, 03:58 PM

AWWWWWWWWW She's cute. Congratulations Dad.

Dan D · 10-23-11, 04:28 PM

From Dan to Dan: Congratulations and all the best for your family. 1+1=3.
I have 2 daughters, 7 and 11 of age. So you are one kid behind. Kid one was born 21.10.

AVGWarhawk · 10-23-11, 06:19 PM

Congratulations to the family now consisting of 3! You now enter a new chapter in your lives. No sleep. Soiled undergarment changing. New language that is somewhere between gurgling and Klingon. Everyday those little eyes will look into yours expecting all the answers. It will take a lifetime to answer them all. Good luck and God bless as you embark into fatherhood and motherhood.

kiwi_2005 · 10-23-11, 06:26 PM

Gratz Dan

Lord Justice · 10-23-11, 07:30 PM

I am much pleased for you Dan, and wish good health and good future to ba ba.

Platapus · 10-23-11, 07:56 PM

Just remember that no matter how cute they look now, a baby is just a future teenager. Welcome to hell.

Children are some of life's most precious treasures....

As such they should be kept buried deep in underground vaults.

Read your bible. What was god's ultimate punishment for the sins of Adam and Eve? They had children.

To prepare yourself for fatherhood, go to the local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself. Then go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your paycheck paid directly to their office. Go home. Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time in peace.

Here is how you practice feeding your baby.

1. Hollow out a melon

2. Make a small hole in the side of the melon and suspend the melon from the ceiling. Make it swing side to side

3. Get a bowl of soggy cornflakes and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon while pretending to be an airplane.

4. Continue until half the cornflakes are gone

5. Tip the rest in your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor

6. Once you can do this, you are ready to feed your baby.

nikimcbee · 10-23-11, 11:36 PM

10-23-11, 01:31 PM	#17
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I sure hope she looks like her mom Just kidding Dan.....conratulations mate but trust you to forget adding a periscope Congratulations and best wishes to mom as well __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-23-11, 01:43 PM	#19
mr chris Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Herefordshire, England Posts: 3,562 Downloads: 216 Uploads: 0	Congratulations now your going to have many sleepless night but you wont care one bit. __________________

10-23-11, 02:58 PM	#21
danny60 A-ganger Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: You know, I have no idea where I am... Posts: 73 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Congrats dan! unfortunatly they don't come with a mute button as standard __________________ Running at three-bell flank ahead.

10-23-11, 03:09 PM	#23
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,540 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Congrats Life becomes more valuable. Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

10-23-11, 03:58 PM	#24
RickC Sniper Undetectable Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,221 Downloads: 132 Uploads: 0	AWWWWWWWWW She's cute. Congratulations Dad. __________________ Support Subsim http://www.subsim.com/store.html

10-23-11, 01:27 PM	#16
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Congrats!

10-23-11, 01:32 PM	#18
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Congratulations. You just made the rest of your life better. (Does this mean SH6 might be delayed?)

10-23-11, 02:11 PM	#20
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,714 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Congratulations! Now you have about 14 or so years to think up ways of terrifying her future dates...

10-23-11, 03:06 PM	#22
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Congrats to Dan and the new mum as well.

10-23-11, 04:28 PM	#25
Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	From Dan to Dan: Congratulations and all the best for your family. 1+1=3. I have 2 daughters, 7 and 11 of age. So you are one kid behind. Kid one was born 21.10. __________________

10-23-11, 06:19 PM	#26
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,266 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Congratulations to the family now consisting of 3! You now enter a new chapter in your lives. No sleep. Soiled undergarment changing. New language that is somewhere between gurgling and Klingon. Everyday those little eyes will look into yours expecting all the answers. It will take a lifetime to answer them all. Good luck and God bless as you embark into fatherhood and motherhood. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

10-23-11, 06:26 PM	#27
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Gratz Dan __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

10-23-11, 07:30 PM	#28
Lord Justice Previously 4Para Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Britain Posts: 609 Downloads: 51 Uploads: 0	I am much pleased for you Dan, and wish good health and good future to ba ba. __________________ If you cant be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning!

10-23-11, 07:56 PM	#29
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,373 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Just remember that no matter how cute they look now, a baby is just a future teenager. Welcome to hell. Children are some of life's most precious treasures.... As such they should be kept buried deep in underground vaults. Read your bible. What was god's ultimate punishment for the sins of Adam and Eve? They had children. To prepare yourself for fatherhood, go to the local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and tell the pharmacist to help himself. Then go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your paycheck paid directly to their office. Go home. Pick up the newspaper and read it for the last time in peace. Here is how you practice feeding your baby. 1. Hollow out a melon 2. Make a small hole in the side of the melon and suspend the melon from the ceiling. Make it swing side to side 3. Get a bowl of soggy cornflakes and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon while pretending to be an airplane. 4. Continue until half the cornflakes are gone 5. Tip the rest in your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor 6. Once you can do this, you are ready to feed your baby. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

10-23-11, 11:36 PM	#30
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________