Why you shouldn't listen to TV when being depth charged

I'm goin' down · 09-07-11, 02:06 AM

My boat was being depth charged when I heard the following on the television;

"You never know when a moment might turn into something more, and when it does, men with erectile disfunction can be more confident in their abilltiy to be ready..."

I DON'T THINK A HARD ON IS MY PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT!

kiwi_2005 · 09-07-11, 02:29 AM

magic452 · 09-07-11, 02:58 AM

I did know that the Barbarannia had TV in 43 and why is it that my boat only has an Ice Cream machine. The top brass will soon hear form me.

In the future I would suggest that you put in the DVD of "Run Silent, Run Deep". Might improve your chances, but won't do much for your love life.

Magic

I'm goin' down · 09-07-11, 04:03 AM

When I watched RSRD I saw Nisgeis' 3D TDC Radar Range Unit! Amazing! I am still wondering how the directors were able to recreate a prototype of Nisgeis' mod and insert it into a movie made over 50 years ago? Nisgeis hadn't created the mod yet! At least the directors weren't dumb enough to have the Clark Gable or Kirk Douglas manipulate aaronblood's MOBO so they could outflank the Japanese submarine. Everyone would have caught that mistake, no doubt about it.

WernherVonTrapp · 09-07-11, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by I'm goin' down

"You never know when a moment might turn into something more, and when it does, men with erectile disfunction can be more confident in their abilltiy to be ready..."

I take it then, that you had full confidence in your ability and forthwith evaded the DD, hmmmm?

CDR Resser · 09-07-11, 06:52 PM

Gives new meaning to the term erratic torpedo, huh.

Respectfully Submitted;
CDR Resser

Diopos · 09-08-11, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CDR Resser

Gives new meaning to the term erratic torpedo, huh.

Respectfully Submitted;
CDR Resser

I think you're confusing dud torpedoes with dad's torpedoe

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Armistead · 09-08-11, 11:57 AM

I hate commercials. Last week it became clear I had erectile dysfunction, gout, depression, migraines, IBS, ulcers, heart trouble, etc..

Thank God for commercials, without them I would have no clue how sick I am.

rmr1701 · 09-08-11, 05:02 PM

Yeah, but have you ever tried to get 2 bathtubs up on a cliff overlooking a valley? I was too damn tired to do anything after that and still had to get the hot water up there too.

NorthBeach · 09-08-11, 11:13 PM

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I'm goin' down Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Notify command we have entered the Grass Sea Posts: 2,822 Downloads: 813 Uploads: 0	Why you shouldn't listen to TV when being depth charged My boat was being depth charged when I heard the following on the television; "You never know when a moment might turn into something more, and when it does, men with erectile disfunction can be more confident in their abilltiy to be ready..." I DON'T THINK A HARD ON IS MY PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT! Last edited by I'm goin' down; 09-07-11 at 11:58 AM.

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magic452 Sea Lord Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Reno Nevada USA Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I did know that the Barbarannia had TV in 43 and why is it that my boat only has an Ice Cream machine. The top brass will soon hear form me. In the future I would suggest that you put in the DVD of "Run Silent, Run Deep". Might improve your chances, but won't do much for your love life. Magic __________________ Reported lost 11 Feb. 1942 Signature by depthtok33l

09-07-11, 06:52 PM	#6
CDR Resser Lieutenant Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Submerged ahead Posts: 252 Downloads: 72 Uploads: 0	Gives new meaning to the term erratic torpedo, huh. Respectfully Submitted; CDR Resser __________________ Holy Equestrian Order of Saint John Moses Sometimes, in war, there is an inverse moral. The greater the performance, the harsher the consequence. R.H. O'Kane

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rmr1701 Watch Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Rowlett, TX Posts: 23 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	Yeah, but have you ever tried to get 2 bathtubs up on a cliff overlooking a valley? I was too damn tired to do anything after that and still had to get the hot water up there too. __________________ "Any society that will give up a little freedom to gain security...shall gain neither and lose both"

09-07-11, 04:03 AM	#4
I'm goin' down Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Notify command we have entered the Grass Sea Posts: 2,822 Downloads: 813 Uploads: 0	When I watched RSRD I saw Nisgeis' 3D TDC Radar Range Unit! Amazing! I am still wondering how the directors were able to recreate a prototype of Nisgeis' mod and insert it into a movie made over 50 years ago? Nisgeis hadn't created the mod yet! At least the directors weren't dumb enough to have the Clark Gable or Kirk Douglas manipulate aaronblood's MOBO so they could outflank the Japanese submarine. Everyone would have caught that mistake, no doubt about it.

09-08-11, 11:57 AM	#8
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I hate commercials. Last week it became clear I had erectile dysfunction, gout, depression, migraines, IBS, ulcers, heart trouble, etc.. Thank God for commercials, without them I would have no clue how sick I am.

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