Why you shouldn't listen to TV when being depth charged
 

My boat was being depth charged when I heard the following on the television;

"You never know when a moment might turn into something more, and when it does, men with erectile disfunction can be more confident in their abilltiy to be ready..."

I DON'T THINK A HARD ON IS MY PROBLEM AT THE MOMENT!

:har::har:

I did know that the Barbarannia had TV in 43 and why is it that my boat only has an Ice Cream machine. The top brass will soon hear form me.

In the future I would suggest that you put in the DVD of "Run Silent, Run Deep". Might improve your chances, but won't do much for your love life.

Magic

When I watched RSRD I saw Nisgeis' 3D TDC Radar Range Unit! Amazing! I am still wondering how the directors were able to recreate a prototype of Nisgeis' mod and insert it into a movie made over 50 years ago? Nisgeis hadn't created the mod yet! At least the directors weren't dumb enough to have the Clark Gable or Kirk Douglas manipulate aaronblood's MOBO so they could outflank the Japanese submarine. Everyone would have caught that mistake, no doubt about it.:know:

I take it then, that you had full confidence in your ability and forthwith evaded the DD, hmmmm?:D

Gives new meaning to the term erratic torpedo, huh. :D

Respectfully Submitted;
CDR Resser

I think you're confusing dud torpedoes with dad's torpedoe :hmmm:

:)

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I hate commercials. Last week it became clear I had erectile dysfunction, gout, depression, migraines, IBS, ulcers, heart trouble, etc..

Thank God for commercials, without them I would have no clue how sick I am.:yeah:

Yeah, but have you ever tried to get 2 bathtubs up on a cliff overlooking a valley? I was too damn tired to do anything after that and still had to get the hot water up there too.

:har::rotfl2::har: