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Old 08-02-11, 12:16 PM   #1
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Old 08-02-11, 09:45 PM   #2
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That'll make a nice rug in the command room...
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Old 08-03-11, 07:05 AM   #3
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The crew used/utilised every part of the bear apart from the liver which contains a toxin that is lethal to humans.
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Old 08-03-11, 09:24 AM   #4
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Bernards 'crossing the equator' costume got him into big trouble!
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Old 08-03-11, 09:42 AM   #6
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Baddum-Ching!
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Old 08-03-11, 11:26 AM   #7
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The bear neccesities of life...
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Old 08-03-11, 01:59 PM   #8
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Those puns are just bearly tolerable.
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Old 08-03-11, 02:06 PM   #9
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Those puns are just bearly tolerable.
Really? I quite enjoy them. I guess we're just polar opposites.
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Old 08-03-11, 02:07 PM   #10
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Those puns are just bearly tolerable.
Very true! I think I need a bear... sorry, beer (- english pronunciation is not that easy for a foreigner)... after reading all these puns
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Old 08-03-11, 02:22 PM   #11
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"Something in the water, bearing zero two zero"
Will you have a cold bear?
No, thank you beary much.
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"Something in the water, bearing zero two zero"
Will you have a cold bear?
No, thank you beary much.
Oh man, from now on a picture of a dead polar bear will pop up in my thoughts every time the sound man reports a contact... Goddamn...
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This is bearly a pun at all!
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Old 08-03-11, 02:35 PM   #14
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Really? I quite enjoy them. I guess we're just polar opposites.
Please, don't whitewash the issue.
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Please, don't whitewash the issue.
I'll obviously bear that in mind.
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