Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff

vienna · 05-17-11, 01:48 PM

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0517-arnold-20110517,0,1994592.story

It seems hard to believe Maria Shriver didn't suspect something was going on; the mother was a long time staff member and it seems unlikely she never met the woman or her child. If she did meet the child, surely there must have been some resemblence to Arnold. As a public service I present:

Top Ten Ways to Detect if a Child was Fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger

10. Inability to pronounce words with lots of vowels
9. Doesn't say "goodbye";, just "Asta la vista,baby";
8. Strong fondness for lederhosen
7. Smokes Cuban cigars
6. Constantly has to be stopped from "playing doctor"
5. In preschool, kept trying to invade neighboring sandboxes
4. When asked "What do you want to be when you grow up?", answers "Governor of a state that I can screw up"
3. Can bench press his mother
2. Is unable to distinguish fantasy from reality...no, wait that's children fathered by Charlie Sheen
1. Keeps making passes at the nanny

GoldenRivet · 05-17-11, 02:04 PM

Arnold was one of the action heroes i really admired when i was a kid.

say it ain't so arnold

so disappointing

AVGWarhawk · 05-17-11, 02:09 PM

The man is flesh like the rest of us. The flesh..gets weak as it were....

vienna · 05-17-11, 02:26 PM

But, Arnold is never weak...He said so...many times...

AVGWarhawk · 05-17-11, 03:23 PM

Most men are strong. However, there are those of the opposite sex that will turn the strongest man into melted butter.

Ducimus · 05-17-11, 03:28 PM

Sooo... in other words...

Arnie knocked up the maid.

nikimcbee · 05-17-11, 03:38 PM

AVGWarhawk · 05-17-11, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ducimus

Sooo... in other words...

Arnie knocked up the maid.

Jimbuna · 05-17-11, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ducimus

Sooo... in other words...

Arnie knocked up the maid.

LOL

Wolfehunter · 05-17-11, 06:03 PM

I'm not picking sides in this but we weren't there. Who knows maybe the maid is a hot chick and she teased him. Or he teased her.. He's the Terminator for crying out loud. What chick wouldn't want him?

But yes I too a big fan of his films am a little disappointed with his actions 10 years ago. He's at least taking responsibilities now for all of his kids.

Platapus · 05-17-11, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfehunter

I'm not picking sides in this but we weren't there. Who knows maybe the maid is a hot chick and she teased him. Or he teased her..

What possible difference can any of this make? He was married at the time.

Cheating on your spouse is a dishonourable act. Schwarzenegger is a man without honour. I have zero respect for this male unit. I can't bring myself to consider him a Man. A Man does not cheat on his wife.

Wolfehunter · 05-17-11, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

What possible difference can any of this make? He was married at the time.

Cheating on your spouse is a dishonourable act. Schwarzenegger is a man without honour. I have zero respect for this male unit. I can't bring myself to consider him a Man. A Man does not cheat on his wife.

I agree with you. I'm just saying we don't know the whole story and to be honest it isn't our damn business what others do to themselves as long as it doesn't directly effect us.

AVGWarhawk · 05-17-11, 06:48 PM

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it isn't our damn business

Ducimus · 05-17-11, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfehunter

I'm not picking sides in this but we weren't there. Who knows maybe the maid is a hot chick and she teased him. Or he teased her.. He's the Terminator for crying out loud. What chick wouldn't want him?

But yes I too a big fan of his films am a little disappointed with his actions 10 years ago. He's at least taking responsibilities now for all of his kids.

I can only hope it was worth it. Maybe she was tanned buxom and leggy maid wearing...... eh.. ill stop there. All i can say is I hope it was worth it. He gave his marriage up for that piece of ass.

Torplexed · 05-17-11, 07:28 PM

Maybe he was trying to impress Maria by behaving like a Kennedy?

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0517-arnold-20110517,0,1994592.story It seems hard to believe Maria Shriver didn't suspect something was going on; the mother was a long time staff member and it seems unlikely she never met the woman or her child. If she did meet the child, surely there must have been some resemblence to Arnold. As a public service I present: Top Ten Ways to Detect if a Child was Fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger 10. Inability to pronounce words with lots of vowels 9. Doesn't say "goodbye";, just "Asta la vista,baby"; 8. Strong fondness for lederhosen 7. Smokes Cuban cigars 6. Constantly has to be stopped from "playing doctor" 5. In preschool, kept trying to invade neighboring sandboxes 4. When asked "What do you want to be when you grow up?", answers "Governor of a state that I can screw up" 3. Can bench press his mother 2. Is unable to distinguish fantasy from reality...no, wait that's children fathered by Charlie Sheen 1. Keeps making passes at the nanny Last edited by vienna; 05-17-11 at 02:25 PM.

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The man is flesh like the rest of us. The flesh..gets weak as it were.... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	But, Arnold is never weak...He said so...many times...

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Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Sooo... in other words... Arnie knocked up the maid.

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Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	I'm not picking sides in this but we weren't there. Who knows maybe the maid is a hot chick and she teased him. Or he teased her.. He's the Terminator for crying out loud. What chick wouldn't want him? But yes I too a big fan of his films am a little disappointed with his actions 10 years ago. He's at least taking responsibilities now for all of his kids. __________________

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Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Maybe he was trying to impress Maria by behaving like a Kennedy? __________________ --Mobilis in Mobili--