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vienna 05-17-11 01:48 PM

Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff
 
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0517-arnold-20110517,0,1994592.story


It seems hard to believe Maria Shriver didn't suspect something was going on; the mother was a long time staff member and it seems unlikely she never met the woman or her child. If she did meet the child, surely there must have been some resemblence to Arnold. As a public service I present:


Top Ten Ways to Detect if a Child was Fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger

10. Inability to pronounce words with lots of vowels
9. Doesn't say "goodbye";, just "Asta la vista,baby";
8. Strong fondness for lederhosen
7. Smokes Cuban cigars
6. Constantly has to be stopped from "playing doctor"
5. In preschool, kept trying to invade neighboring sandboxes
4. When asked "What do you want to be when you grow up?", answers "Governor of a state that I can screw up"
3. Can bench press his mother
2. Is unable to distinguish fantasy from reality...no, wait that's children fathered by Charlie Sheen
1. Keeps making passes at the nanny

GoldenRivet 05-17-11 02:04 PM

Arnold was one of the action heroes i really admired when i was a kid.



say it ain't so arnold :nope:


so disappointing

AVGWarhawk 05-17-11 02:09 PM

The man is flesh like the rest of us. The flesh..gets weak as it were....

vienna 05-17-11 02:26 PM

But, Arnold is never weak...He said so...many times...

AVGWarhawk 05-17-11 03:23 PM

Most men are strong. However, there are those of the opposite sex that will turn the strongest man into melted butter. :03:

Ducimus 05-17-11 03:28 PM

Sooo... in other words...

Arnie knocked up the maid.

nikimcbee 05-17-11 03:38 PM

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...La_a_yFKKw&t=1

AVGWarhawk 05-17-11 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ducimus (Post 1665768)
Sooo... in other words...

Arnie knocked up the maid.

:03:

Jimbuna 05-17-11 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ducimus (Post 1665768)
Sooo... in other words...

Arnie knocked up the maid.

LOL :DL

Wolfehunter 05-17-11 06:03 PM

I'm not picking sides in this but we weren't there. Who knows maybe the maid is a hot chick and she teased him. Or he teased her.. He's the Terminator for crying out loud. What chick wouldn't want him? :yeah:

But yes I too a big fan of his films am a little disappointed with his actions 10 years ago. He's at least taking responsibilities now for all of his kids.

Platapus 05-17-11 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfehunter (Post 1665859)
I'm not picking sides in this but we weren't there. Who knows maybe the maid is a hot chick and she teased him. Or he teased her..

What possible difference can any of this make? He was married at the time.

Cheating on your spouse is a dishonourable act. Schwarzenegger is a man without honour. I have zero respect for this male unit. I can't bring myself to consider him a Man. A Man does not cheat on his wife. :nope:

Wolfehunter 05-17-11 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 1665864)
What possible difference can any of this make? He was married at the time.

Cheating on your spouse is a dishonourable act. Schwarzenegger is a man without honour. I have zero respect for this male unit. I can't bring myself to consider him a Man. A Man does not cheat on his wife. :nope:

I agree with you. I'm just saying we don't know the whole story and to be honest it isn't our damn business what others do to themselves as long as it doesn't directly effect us.

AVGWarhawk 05-17-11 06:48 PM

Quote:

it isn't our damn business
:up:

Ducimus 05-17-11 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfehunter (Post 1665859)
I'm not picking sides in this but we weren't there. Who knows maybe the maid is a hot chick and she teased him. Or he teased her.. He's the Terminator for crying out loud. What chick wouldn't want him? :yeah:

But yes I too a big fan of his films am a little disappointed with his actions 10 years ago. He's at least taking responsibilities now for all of his kids.

I can only hope it was worth it. Maybe she was tanned buxom and leggy maid wearing...... eh.. ill stop there. All i can say is I hope it was worth it. He gave his marriage up for that piece of ass.

Torplexed 05-17-11 07:28 PM

Maybe he was trying to impress Maria by behaving like a Kennedy? :D


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