Is there something you want to tell us, Neal?

frau kaleun · 04-07-11, 12:21 PM

Trucks Filled With Dr. Pepper Mysteriously Disappear In Texas, Turn Up Empty

"There's either a huge black market in stolen Dr Pepper out there, or a band of incredibly thirsty criminals somewhere in Texas. In the last two months, in three separate incidents, soda rustlers have hot-wired five tractor-trailers from Dr Pepper distribution centers in different cities. All five trucks were later found abandoned and unharmed, but empty."

Sailor Steve · 04-07-11, 12:24 PM

I got my share.

CCIP · 04-07-11, 12:27 PM

Well, I guess we all know what we're drinking during the next US Subsim meet...

AVGWarhawk · 04-07-11, 12:36 PM

Hmmmmm....need to visit the Subsim store....

Oberon · 04-07-11, 02:03 PM

*Contemplates the three large bottles he has at home...*

Neal...about shipping costs...

papa_smurf · 04-07-11, 02:36 PM

Wheres my share?

04-07-11, 02:41 PM

Dr. Pepper? Pfft Faygo is way better.

UnderseaLcpl · 04-07-11, 02:41 PM

I'm a pepper. Maybe they just want to be peppers, too.

AVGWarhawk · 04-07-11, 02:51 PM

jumpy · 04-07-11, 03:03 PM

dandelion & burdock > dr peper.

Growler · 04-07-11, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jumpy

dandelion & burdock > dr peper.

propylene glycol > soda pop.

Penguin · 04-07-11, 04:25 PM

Jones Soda über alles!

But I would be happy if the thieves would send me one or two cases, as I live here in the fifth world considering sodas

A rant from an American in Germany: http://nothingforungood.com/2008/07/...avor-of-chips/ (it became better chips-wise, but not soda-wise....)

04-07-11, 05:41 PM

Dr. Pepper is well known to contain 'things' which weapons of mass distraction can be created.

I get a feeling Texas is about to tell the U.S. Gov
"We're useing our option to leave your sorry arse! Mess with us and We got mass amounts of Dr. Pepper spray!"

frau kaleun · 04-07-11, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privateer

Mess with us and We got mass amounts of Dr. Pepper spray!"

Possibly, but I doubt the effectiveness of focusing their efforts on destroying Steve's keyboards.

vienna · 04-07-11, 06:04 PM

First the P-P-P-Platapus Song, now this (All Together Now!!):

Millenia of human existence have produced such wonders...

Harry Lime: "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

04-07-11, 12:21 PM	#1
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Is there something you want to tell us, Neal? Trucks Filled With Dr. Pepper Mysteriously Disappear In Texas, Turn Up Empty "There's either a huge black market in stolen Dr Pepper out there, or a band of incredibly thirsty criminals somewhere in Texas. In the last two months, in three separate incidents, soda rustlers have hot-wired five tractor-trailers from Dr Pepper distribution centers in different cities. All five trucks were later found abandoned and unharmed, but empty."

04-07-11, 12:24 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I got my share. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-07-11, 12:27 PM	#3
CCIP Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Waterloo, Canada Posts: 8,700 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 2	Well, I guess we all know what we're drinking during the next US Subsim meet... __________________ There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers. -Don Van Vliet (aka Captain Beefheart)

04-07-11, 12:36 PM	#4
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,274 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Hmmmmm....need to visit the Subsim store.... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

04-07-11, 02:36 PM	#6
papa_smurf Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: High Peak, Derbyshire Posts: 2,851 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	Wheres my share? __________________

04-07-11, 02:03 PM	#5
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Contemplates the three large bottles he has at home... Neal...about shipping costs...

04-07-11, 02:41 PM	#7
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Dr. Pepper? Pfft Faygo is way better.

04-07-11, 02:41 PM	#8
UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'm a pepper. Maybe they just want to be peppers, too. __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force

04-07-11, 02:51 PM	#9
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,274 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

04-07-11, 03:03 PM	#10
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	dandelion & burdock > dr peper. __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

04-07-11, 04:25 PM	#12
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Jones Soda über alles! But I would be happy if the thieves would send me one or two cases, as I live here in the fifth world considering sodas A rant from an American in Germany: http://nothingforungood.com/2008/07/...avor-of-chips/ (it became better chips-wise, but not soda-wise....)

04-07-11, 05:41 PM	#13
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Dr. Pepper is well known to contain 'things' which weapons of mass distraction can be created. I get a feeling Texas is about to tell the U.S. Gov "We're useing our option to leave your sorry arse! Mess with us and We got mass amounts of Dr. Pepper spray!"

04-07-11, 06:04 PM	#15
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,715 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	First the P-P-P-Platapus Song, now this (All Together Now!!): Millenia of human existence have produced such wonders... Harry Lime: "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."