Is there something you want to tell us, Neal?
 

Trucks Filled With Dr. Pepper Mysteriously Disappear In Texas, Turn Up Empty

"There's either a huge black market in stolen Dr Pepper out there, or a band of incredibly thirsty criminals somewhere in Texas. In the last two months, in three separate incidents, soda rustlers have hot-wired five tractor-trailers from Dr Pepper distribution centers in different cities. All five trucks were later found abandoned and unharmed, but empty."

I got my share. :shifty:

Well, I guess we all know what we're drinking during the next US Subsim meet...

Hmmmmm....need to visit the Subsim store....:DL

*Contemplates the three large bottles he has at home...*

Neal...about shipping costs... :03::yeah:

Wheres my share?

Dr. Pepper? Pfft Faygo is way better. :O:

I'm a pepper. Maybe they just want to be peppers, too.

dandelion & burdock > dr peper.

propylene glycol > soda pop.

Jones Soda über alles! :rock:

But I would be happy if the thieves would send me one or two cases, as I live here in the fifth world considering sodas :cry:

A rant from an American in Germany: http://nothingforungood.com/2008/07/...avor-of-chips/ (it became better chips-wise, but not soda-wise....)

Dr. Pepper is well known to contain 'things' which weapons of mass distraction can be created.

I get a feeling Texas is about to tell the U.S. Gov
"We're useing our option to leave your sorry arse! Mess with us and We got mass amounts of Dr. Pepper spray!"
:D

Possibly, but I doubt the effectiveness of focusing their efforts on destroying Steve's keyboards. :hmmm:

First the P-P-P-Platapus Song, now this (All Together Now!!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQPN3UKQM-U


Millenia of human existence have produced such wonders...

Harry Lime: "Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."