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Originally Posted by HunterICX

No, a real Man would first take a dump and then comes to realize that there is no toilet paper in hand's reach.

HunterICX

Then we see the funny walk to the paper. Have done it myself.

[Gerald]

Probably for special occasions.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Pffft just leave a roll sitting on top the tank.

Like a real man.

[TLAM Strike]

^ See Marines know how it done.

[SteamWake]

Whatever you do just be sure to put the lid down.. not both lids just the one ...

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

^ See Marines know how it done.

Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again.

[TLAM Strike]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again.

Naw Marines know to leave it on the tank because if they have to launch a counter attack with no warning they can grab a roll and go.

[jumpy]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Pffft just leave a roll sitting on top the tank.

Like a real man.

Substitute 'tank' for 'radiator' and you have my arrangements.
I don't feel that this poll represents the average males regard (or lack thereof) for such items of a toiletry nature.

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Done that a few times

Then you just rip off the sleeves of your shirt, or your shirt to pieces entirely, being a real man you can excuse yourself from wearing a shirt, no matter the occasion.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Naw Marines know to leave it on the tank because if they have to launch a counter attack with no warning they can grab a roll and go.

For an Army guy, you have a pretty good grasp of Marine psychology. I sleep with my boots on for the same reason.

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Either that or they lack the mechanical aptitude required to get both ends of the TP roller back into the little holes on the dispenser before the roll slips off again.

Keep it up and I'll explain how female Marines store tampons

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Then you just rip off the sleeves of your shirt, or your shirt to pieces entirely, being a real man you can excuse yourself from wearing a shirt, no matter the occasion.

What a waste of a perfectly good shirt. It's much simpler than that.

Just be sure to wash your hands very thoroughly afterwards. Twice.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Keep it up and I'll explain how female Marines store tampons

Tucked jauntily behind one ear?

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

What a waste of a perfectly good shirt. It's much simpler than that.

Just be sure to wash your hands very thoroughly afterwards. Twice.

Note to self: if you ever meet Sailor Steve in person, do not - repeat, DO NOT - shake hands.

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Tucked jauntily behind one ear?

You got the "tucked" and behind" parts right.

Note to self: if you ever meet Sailor Steve in person, do not - repeat, DO NOT - shake hands.

Too late

[Oberon]

Simple answer to the no toilet paper problem, just leave a copy of your favourite tabloid within easy reach. When there is toilet paper you can read and laugh at it, and when there isn't, it's a win-win scenario!