Woman jailed for testicle attack - Page 2

Weiss Pinguin · 06-05-10, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I was thinking the same thing. Mechanically this is not an easy thing to do.

Do I want to know how you know that?

Platapus · 06-05-10, 06:13 PM

EMT

Dowly · 06-05-10, 06:16 PM

sigh... yes I made it..

Sailor Steve · 06-05-10, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Otherwise I don't see how she could've pulled it off. So to speak.

I'm so glad you qualified that.

Weiss Pinguin · 06-05-10, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I'm so glad you qualified that.

I can't think of any puns to go with this

06-06-10, 02:17 AM

Whenever I read anything about a man getting his junk maimed or hurt or anything like that I immediately grip my crotch to try and protect it.

Also... whenever I see a pair of bolt cutters...

I have an odd habit of imagining it being used on my junk and start freaking out.

Jimbuna · 06-06-10, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

I can't think of any puns to go with this

I shouldn't worry, the whole thread is just a load of bollocks anyway

frau kaleun · 06-06-10, 01:19 PM

I understand that when things started to get really ugly she pointed out the extreme vulnerability of his circumstances and offered him the chance to surrender.

In retrospect, his reply of "Nuts!" turned out to be less impressive than he'd hoped.

06-05-10, 06:13 PM	#17
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,369 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	EMT __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	sigh... yes I made it..

06-06-10, 02:17 AM	#21
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Whenever I read anything about a man getting his junk maimed or hurt or anything like that I immediately grip my crotch to try and protect it. Also... whenever I see a pair of bolt cutters... I have an odd habit of imagining it being used on my junk and start freaking out.

06-06-10, 01:19 PM	#23
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I understand that when things started to get really ugly she pointed out the extreme vulnerability of his circumstances and offered him the chance to surrender. In retrospect, his reply of "Nuts!" turned out to be less impressive than he'd hoped.