Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

kiwi_2005 · 04-16-10, 11:52 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

This is good, just goes to show how the other half will panic without stopping to think. Guy tried to tell his girlfriend hes off on a 2 week holiday to Europe.

GoldenRivet · 04-17-10, 12:19 AM

thats a classic... watched it months ago.

What an idiot "Dont check your messages!!!" she pleas

Dumb ass

August · 04-17-10, 12:39 AM

Something about this story smells rotten in Denmark Wisconsin.

04-17-10, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by August

Something about this story smells rotten in Denmark Wisconsin.

Wait your telling me that Denmark isn't in Europe, but in Wisconsin?

First Stalin's daughter is in my state now entire countries are in my state!!

Whats next, is the entire Earth inside Wisconsin?

August · 04-17-10, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rilder

Wait your telling me that Denmark isn't in Europe, but in Wisconsin?

First Stalin's daughter is in my state now entire countries are in my state!!

Whats next, is the entire Earth inside Wisconsin?

I heard somewhere that the venison from one Superior state buck can feed the entire state of Wisconsin. True?

04-17-10, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by August

I heard somewhere that the venison from one Superior state buck can feed the entire state of Wisconsin. True?

Yes but only for a day, you can feed the whole state for a year if you breed the buck and milk the offspring, then make Cheese.

daft · 04-17-10, 02:47 AM

He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know.

Schroeder · 04-17-10, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by daft

He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know.

I even heard that some people in Europe own things called "telephones" through which one can talk to people over incredible distances. They even say that those "telephones" have occasionally been seen outside of private property for everyone to use (for a small fee that is...) But I don't believe that, it's just a conspiracy. Global communications is a myth!

Blood_splat · 04-17-10, 08:10 AM

Well it didn't take her long to nail someone.

krashkart · 04-17-10, 08:52 AM

"And when they hate you... boy do they hate you" -- Don't I know it.

daft · 04-17-10, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

I even heard that some people in Europe own things called "telephones" through which one can talk to people over incredible distances. They even say that those "telephones" have occasionally been seen outside of private property for everyone to use (for a small fee that is...) But I don't believe that, it's just a conspiracy. Global communications is a myth!

Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it!

krashkart · 04-17-10, 11:19 AM

Could have turned out much worse:

I'm not macabre.

August · 04-17-10, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by daft

Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it!

Even if it were true you can't anchor telephone poles on the atlantic ocean for crumps sake.

Jimbuna · 04-17-10, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by daft

Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it!

Me neither....next they'll be telling you every country knows about the discovery of electricity.

Sailor Steve · 04-17-10, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by August

Even if it were true you can't anchor telephone poles on the atlantic ocean for crumps sake.

What's wrong with you? Never heard of kayak messengers?

04-16-10, 11:52 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771 "Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?" This is good, just goes to show how the other half will panic without stopping to think. Guy tried to tell his girlfriend hes off on a 2 week holiday to Europe. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-17-10, 12:19 AM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	thats a classic... watched it months ago. What an idiot "Dont check your messages!!!" she pleas Dumb ass __________________

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,199 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Something about this story smells rotten in Denmark Wisconsin. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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daft Captain Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 493 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know. __________________ And God said: \"Let there be Narrowband!\"

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