Why are newspapers failing? (humor)

SteamWake · 12-31-09, 11:19 AM

Why are newspapers failing? Probably because of their superb proof reading

Chad · 12-31-09, 03:07 PM

Saw it right away

frau kaleun · 12-31-09, 03:26 PM

Ah, the classics. They never get old.

I understand Haywood's neighbor, a Mr. Harry Groyne, couldn't be reached for comment.

U-104 · 12-31-09, 09:19 PM

i must be missing it.

12-31-09, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by U-104

i must be missing it.

Me too. Maybe the speakers of high english will share?

Spoon 11th · 12-31-09, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Snestorm

Me too. Maybe the speakers of high english will share?

Haywood Jablome --> Hey, would you blow me?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ood%20jabloeme

SteamWake · 01-01-10, 11:11 AM

Well I posted that while I was a bit drunk.

Does that qualify as "high english" ?

Just kidding, but honestly what is high english? Perhaps he meant good english?

Spike88 · 01-01-10, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

Well I posted that while I was a bit drunk.

Does that qualify as "high english" ?

Just kidding, but honestly what is high english? Perhaps he meant good english?

If you read the Dark Tower series by Stephen King there is High Speech, which is just English.

01-01-10, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

Well I posted that while I was a bit drunk.

Does that qualify as "high english" ?

Just kidding, but honestly what is high english? Perhaps he meant good english?

Here you are go. This link provides a better explanation than I can.:

http://everything2.com/title/High+English

Actualy, the post was a compliment to your level of literacy, usage, and education.

Although I LIKE to consider my english as EN-US, it's actualy brooklynese, which I have come to accept, unhappily, as low english.

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12-31-09, 03:26 PM	#3
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Ah, the classics. They never get old. I understand Haywood's neighbor, a Mr. Harry Groyne, couldn't be reached for comment.