Why are newspapers failing? (humor)
 

Why are newspapers failing? Probably because of their superb proof reading :haha:

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/h...em/haywood.jpg

:haha: Saw it right away

Ah, the classics. They never get old.

I understand Haywood's neighbor, a Mr. Harry Groyne, couldn't be reached for comment.

i must be missing it.:confused:

Me too. Maybe the speakers of high english will share?

Haywood Jablome --> Hey, would you blow me?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...ood%20jabloeme

Well I posted that while I was a bit drunk.

Does that qualify as "high english" ?

Just kidding, but honestly what is high english? Perhaps he meant good english?

If you read the Dark Tower series by Stephen King there is High Speech, which is just English. :haha:

Here you are go. This link provides a better explanation than I can.:

http://everything2.com/title/High+English

Actualy, the post was a compliment to your level of literacy, usage, and education.

Although I LIKE to consider my english as EN-US, it's actualy brooklynese, which I have come to accept, unhappily, as low english.