I want a Realistic Toilet - Page 2

MLF · 12-27-09, 02:06 PM

There would have to be a seperate training mission, with a seperate manual. How would the developers ever model opening valves in the wrong sequence and "getting your own back"????

Good idea though......................

Hitman · 12-27-09, 02:35 PM

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Sadly i dont think the toilet is being modelled in shV, just a closed door or so i heard. Just go over the side like everyone else

Time for modding, Open Toilett Mod here we come!!

Kongo Otto · 12-27-09, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfgang42

In previous sub sims whenever the call of nature rose, I placed myself in the Captain's Cabin, left the computer and performed my business.

But now with Sh 5 and an entire submarine at our finget tips we should also get a toilet! Hopefully one without provisions stuffed in it.

Ahhhh yes.....immersion....

Yes i want it too.
I want one, with a Coffee Cup Holder.

THE_MASK · 12-27-09, 03:05 PM

The sad thing is , someone may do a toilet mod .

Brag · 12-27-09, 03:18 PM

Balz to Bernard:

"Prepare the crew. Their glorious captain will soon proceed to the head."
"Jawhol, Herr Kaleun."
Balz pins his medals on his smoking jacket. In the control room the crew stands at attention. The bosun blows his whistle.
"Heil Balz, heil Balz," the crew cheers.
Balz bows, "Menner, now you can listen how your captain does the kaka-boom."

Jimbuna · 12-27-09, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Balz to Bernard:

"Prepare the crew. Their glorious captain will soon proceed to the head."
"Jawhol, Herr Kaleun."
Balz pins his medals on his smoking jacket. In the control room the crew stands at attention. The bosun blows his whistle.
"Heil Balz, heil Balz," the crew cheers.
Balz bows, "Menner, now you can listen how your captain does the kaka-boom."

Kaka...........Boom!!

Kongo Otto · 12-27-09, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Brag

Balz to Bernard:

"Prepare the crew. Their glorious captain will soon proceed to the head."
"Jawhol, Herr Kaleun."
Balz pins his medals on his smoking jacket. In the control room the crew stands at attention. The bosun blows his whistle.
"Heil Balz, heil Balz," the crew cheers.
Balz bows, "Menner, now you can listen how your captain does the kaka-boom."

Ok now we need a smellorama with sound mod.

JScones · 12-27-09, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JU_88

Plop! Plop! ......

DEPTH CHARGES DROPPED!!

I remember Dad used to say "I'm off to sink some ships", just before he'd disappear into the bathroom for a while...

Task Force · 12-27-09, 06:42 PM

Well... does it come with a toilet cleaning mini game...

capthelm · 12-28-09, 02:34 AM

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ts-XC7CpH9M/Rm...w/S3010527.JPG uboat XXI lavy

Apocal · 12-28-09, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by capthelm

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ts-XC7CpH9M/Rm...w/S3010527.JPG uboat XXI lavy

Yeah, same thoughts here. That can is just such an immersion killer.

BigBANGtheory · 12-28-09, 06:00 AM

Toilet is an essential piece of equipment.

Its also practically a cult in fps as its the one thing you can compare game to game.

Having taps you can turn on/off, a mirror, light switch, flushable toilet it all adds to the realism. No one likes to see a door you cannot open in an environment supposed aiming to be realistic.

kiwi_2005 · 12-28-09, 08:35 AM

Kinda like an old 1970's school song we kids use to sing.

Mummy's in the kitchen,
making bread and jam.
Daddy's on the toilet,
bombing Vietnam.

capthelm · 12-28-09, 10:21 AM

fart noises taking a dump we need the audio effect as well , having the runs at sea. lol

mookiemookie · 12-28-09, 11:21 AM

From what I've read, the toilet was not always available. Maybe they can add in the crap bucket in the engine room.

12-27-09, 02:06 PM	#16
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12-27-09, 03:18 PM	#20
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12-27-09, 06:42 PM	#24
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12-28-09, 02:34 AM	#25
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12-28-09, 08:35 AM	#28
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Kinda like an old 1970's school song we kids use to sing. Mummy's in the kitchen, making bread and jam. Daddy's on the toilet, bombing Vietnam. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

12-27-09, 03:05 PM	#19
THE_MASK Ace of the deep . Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,226 Downloads: 901 Uploads: 73	The sad thing is , someone may do a toilet mod .

12-28-09, 06:00 AM	#27
BigBANGtheory Officer Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: British Waters Posts: 243 Downloads: 98 Uploads: 0	Toilet is an essential piece of equipment. Its also practically a cult in fps as its the one thing you can compare game to game. Having taps you can turn on/off, a mirror, light switch, flushable toilet it all adds to the realism. No one likes to see a door you cannot open in an environment supposed aiming to be realistic.

12-28-09, 10:21 AM	#29
capthelm Captain Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 522 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	fart noises taking a dump we need the audio effect as well , having the runs at sea. lol __________________ "One torpedo ... one ship" my SH5 lighting mod http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkM5k8SXpWo my SH5 audio mod http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIN5RHeL8B8

12-28-09, 11:21 AM	#30
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	From what I've read, the toilet was not always available. Maybe they can add in the crap bucket in the engine room. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.