Beer bottles are poo

Dowly · 08-23-09, 04:04 PM

Why they make them so easy to break?! Wouldnt it be wiser to make them abit tougher as they are, in most cases, handled by inviduals who are drunk? There I was, ready to take my last beer from the fridge before taking a dive to depression knowing that was my last one. Well, the ********r launched like a rocket out of the fridge as I opened to door (dont ask how, has no idea) and droåped the 25cm fall to the floor. Did it break? OFCOURSE IT FRICKING BROKE!!! The fricking bottom fell off (first one to make reference to the 'the front fell off' vid is a douche)! Shouldnt that be the strongest point in a bottle for crying out loud?! Darn amateurs.

Task Force · 08-23-09, 04:07 PM

hmm... that sounds like it sucks...
better luck next time. lol

Melonfish · 08-23-09, 04:15 PM

actually i've always had issues getting beer bottles to break, especially when full, hell i've dropped a whole 8 pack on the floor in the supermarket from standing and they just skittered accross the floor looking rather shook up.
guarentee'd however that as soon as its the last beer and it drops out the fridge 8" or so it'll break, thats the law according to SOD.

08-23-09, 04:22 PM

Well Dowly I think the Finnish beer industry is hearing your desperate cry of despair and is in the process of replacing glass bottles with cans and even plastic bottles. I don't personally enjoy hopping over broken pieces of beer bottles on the steets.

Oberon · 08-23-09, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

(first one to make reference to the 'the front fell off' vid is a douche)!

You ask, I provide:

stabiz · 08-23-09, 07:52 PM

I once broke a beer simply by lifting a plastic bag that had a sixpack in it. How is that possible?!

August · 08-23-09, 07:58 PM

More proof that boozers are losers.

SteamWake · 08-23-09, 10:34 PM

Some times you eat the beer, Sometimes the beer eats you

08-24-09, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by August

More proof that boozers are losers.

The Finnish Beer Industry only caters it's products to a select group of responsible and trendy adults who are fully aware of any risks that any health organisations, whether private or public, are presenting at this moment in time.

This message is brought to you by the Finnish Beer Industry.

August · 08-24-09, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by OneToughHerring

This message is brought to you by the Finnish Beer Industry.

Dowly · 08-24-09, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by OneToughHerring

Well Dowly I think the Finnish beer industry is hearing your desperate cry of despair and is in the process of replacing glass bottles with cans and even plastic bottles. I don't personally enjoy hopping over broken pieces of beer bottles on the steets.

I dont like cans. It tastes funny from them.

And they can break pretty easily too, especially if they land bottom first.

ETR3(SS) · 08-24-09, 09:01 AM

Yeah can beer tastes like aluminum. But you can always get the plastic bottles! They made those specifically for people who break their bottles.

Shearwater · 08-24-09, 10:07 AM

I think plastic bottles are even worse, apart from the fact that I consider it somewhat blasphemous.
Why don't buy a keg Dowly? Simply put a tube from the keg to your mouth - then you can drink until you throw up while remainig cozily seated

AVGWarhawk · 08-24-09, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

I dont like cans. It tastes funny from them.

And they can break pretty easily too, especially if they land bottom first.

Lined aluminum beer bottles.

Jimbuna · 08-24-09, 11:05 AM

Try one of these in the future.........I'm sure they'll make them in a much smaller barrelage size for you

08-23-09, 04:04 PM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Beer bottles are poo Why they make them so easy to break?! Wouldnt it be wiser to make them abit tougher as they are, in most cases, handled by inviduals who are drunk? There I was, ready to take my last beer from the fridge before taking a dive to depression knowing that was my last one. Well, the ********r launched like a rocket out of the fridge as I opened to door (dont ask how, has no idea) and droåped the 25cm fall to the floor. Did it break? OFCOURSE IT FRICKING BROKE!!! The fricking bottom fell off (first one to make reference to the 'the front fell off' vid is a douche)! Shouldnt that be the strongest point in a bottle for crying out loud?! Darn amateurs.

08-23-09, 04:07 PM	#2
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	hmm... that sounds like it sucks... better luck next time. lol __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

08-23-09, 07:52 PM	#6
stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	I once broke a beer simply by lifting a plastic bag that had a sixpack in it. How is that possible?! __________________

08-23-09, 07:58 PM	#7
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,204 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	More proof that boozers are losers. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

08-23-09, 10:34 PM	#8
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Some times you eat the beer, Sometimes the beer eats you __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-23-09, 04:15 PM	#3
Melonfish XO Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Warrington, UK Posts: 417 Downloads: 106 Uploads: 0	actually i've always had issues getting beer bottles to break, especially when full, hell i've dropped a whole 8 pack on the floor in the supermarket from standing and they just skittered accross the floor looking rather shook up. guarentee'd however that as soon as its the last beer and it drops out the fridge 8" or so it'll break, thats the law according to SOD.

08-23-09, 04:22 PM	#4
OneToughHerring Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Well Dowly I think the Finnish beer industry is hearing your desperate cry of despair and is in the process of replacing glass bottles with cans and even plastic bottles. I don't personally enjoy hopping over broken pieces of beer bottles on the steets.

08-24-09, 09:01 AM	#12
ETR3(SS) Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between test depth and periscope depth Posts: 3,021 Downloads: 175 Uploads: 16	Yeah can beer tastes like aluminum. But you can always get the plastic bottles! They made those specifically for people who break their bottles. __________________ USS Kentucky SSBN 737 (G) Comms Div 2003-2006 Qualified 19 November 03 Yes I was really on a submarine.

08-24-09, 10:07 AM	#13
Shearwater Captain Join Date: May 2009 Location: SUBSIM Radio Room (kinda obvious, isn't it) Posts: 542 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	I think plastic bottles are even worse, apart from the fact that I consider it somewhat blasphemous. Why don't buy a keg Dowly? Simply put a tube from the keg to your mouth - then you can drink until you throw up while remainig cozily seated

08-24-09, 11:05 AM	#15
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,565 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Try one of these in the future.........I'm sure they'll make them in a much smaller barrelage size for you __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!