OK lets have fun with this Nigerian - Page 2

mookiemookie · 07-22-09, 08:21 AM

I'm changing my vote. Go with Raptors!

XabbaRus · 07-22-09, 08:54 AM

I will tonight.

mookiemookie · 07-22-09, 01:50 PM

Lo and behold, I open up my inbox here at work and see this:

Quote:

PRIZE WINNING DETAILS.

This email is to notify you that you have won an Award Sum of €1,000,000.00 Euro
in Nationale Staats Loterij held in Netherlands Amsterdam. Winners were pickedby
computerized system, drawn from over 50,000,000 companies and individualse-mail
addresses worldwide. Please contact the payment director by phone with your
winning information. Batch Num. DX842-NLP590, Ref Num. PL21-NL401-EU, Lucky
Num. DPS440-316DB, Ticket Num. NL771-WZ31

Contact: Mr.David Moolman
Tel: +31-647-226-334
E:mail:vaginfo1@aim.com
Your full Names:
Fax/Telephone:
Age:
Nationale Staats Loterij is lawful sponsored by the Microsoft Corporation and is
registered and protected by the Benelux trademark law. Please you areexpected to
make your claims immediately. Any claim not made before 21 Days will be transfer
to the suspense vault of the Netherlands Gaming Board.

Congratulations!!!
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. Daniela V. Abder
Dept Sec.

I think I'll send Letum's reply.

Letum · 07-22-09, 01:53 PM

Noo! mine won't work for that.

Raptor1 · 07-22-09, 01:53 PM

Arrgh, why don't I ever get spam? It's so frustrating

Oh, I agree, Letum's reply won't work for that, make something that fits it better.

mookiemookie · 07-22-09, 01:55 PM

Ehh, it was sent to my work email address. I don't think I really want to mess around with that. But it would be funny.

Stealth Hunter · 07-22-09, 01:57 PM

Use the name "Heywood Jablome".

Task Force · 07-22-09, 02:02 PM

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

Raptor1 · 07-22-09, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Task Force

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

You're the one to talk...

PeriscopeDepth · 07-22-09, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Lo and behold, I open up my inbox here at work and see this:

E:mail:vaginfo1@aim.com

Maybe I am just immature, but I think that email addy is hilarious.

PD

SteamWake · 07-22-09, 02:23 PM

Careful how far you take it

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/new...8?OpenDocument

geetrue · 07-22-09, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl:

I always like to reply to those kind of emails with this one ... Works so far:

Task Force · 07-22-09, 03:31 PM

Lol... now that would be a shocker....:rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 07-22-09, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by geetrue

I always like to reply to those kind of emails with this one ... Works so far:

ಠ_ಠ

Ishmael · 07-23-09, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Dear friend,

Firstly let me introduce my self, I am Mr. David Lawson Credit & Disbursement Department Head Royal Bank of Scotland London United Kingdom. I am writing you in regards to a business suggestion which involves Transfer of Funds with amount Ј15.9 Million Great British Pounds only which has been lying unclaimed in Royal Bank of Scotland London. I am contacting you to assist me move these funds to your account, this transaction is legal and will be followed and endorsed legally by the British legal councils.

However, I did like to know if you would be able to handle this transaction with such amount involved. I shall furnish you with more details as soon as I have heard from you with the below details listed:

1. Full names:
2. Age
3. Sex
4. Current residential address:
5. Private phone number:

I will be waiting for response and assurance that you can be of partnership with me in making this project a reality. I will be furnishing you with further details as soon as I hear from you.

Truly Yours,

Mr. David Lawson
Credit & Disbursement Dept. {Royal Bank of Scotland England UK)

OK any suggestions?

I have two ideas.
1.

Dear Mr. Lawson,

I received your letter but must inform you that all of my business matters are handled by my accountant, Helen Waite. For any further business dealings with me, please go to Helen Waite.

Sincerely,
Ima Pseudonym

2.

Dear Mr. Lawson,

Thank you for your kind letter. I am, indeed interested in your business offer. Please provide me with your home street address or latitude and longitude coordinates. I will need those to load into the guidance system of my "payment package". I will send it along as soon as I receive the former and finish packing the coins around the HE charge of the warh...I mean "payment envelope".

Sincerely yours,

07-22-09, 08:21 AM	#16
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	I'm changing my vote. Go with Raptors! __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

07-22-09, 08:54 AM	#17
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	I will tonight. __________________

07-22-09, 01:53 PM	#19
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Noo! mine won't work for that. __________________

07-22-09, 01:53 PM	#20
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Arrgh, why don't I ever get spam? It's so frustrating Oh, I agree, Letum's reply won't work for that, make something that fits it better. __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

07-22-09, 01:55 PM	#21
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	Ehh, it was sent to my work email address. I don't think I really want to mess around with that. But it would be funny. __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

07-22-09, 01:57 PM	#22
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Use the name "Heywood Jablome".

07-22-09, 02:02 PM	#23
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Spam can start some funny ideas at subsim...:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

07-22-09, 02:23 PM	#26
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Careful how far you take it http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/new...8?OpenDocument __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

07-22-09, 03:31 PM	#28
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Lol... now that would be a shocker....:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"