OK lets have fun with this Nigerian
 

Dear friend,

Firstly let me introduce my self, I am Mr. David Lawson Credit & Disbursement Department Head Royal Bank of Scotland London United Kingdom. I am writing you in regards to a business suggestion which involves Transfer of Funds with amount Ј15.9 Million Great British Pounds only which has been lying unclaimed in Royal Bank of Scotland London. I am contacting you to assist me move these funds to your account, this transaction is legal and will be followed and endorsed legally by the British legal councils.

However, I did like to know if you would be able to handle this transaction with such amount involved. I shall furnish you with more details as soon as I have heard from you with the below details listed:

1. Full names:
2. Age
3. Sex
4. Current residential address:
5. Private phone number:

I will be waiting for response and assurance that you can be of partnership with me in making this project a reality. I will be furnishing you with further details as soon as I hear from you.

Truly Yours,

Mr. David Lawson
Credit & Disbursement Dept. {Royal Bank of Scotland England UK)


OK any suggestions?

Mr. David Lawson,
I am afraid a mistake has been made. I was a little confused by your e-mail. The total sum I owe you is £15,800 and not £15.9 Million. I do not understand why you are contacting me from a different e-mail address about this matter. As I am sure my sectary has told you, you will receive all of the money as soon as we have the July figures and we know how to get the funds to you.
You will receive the full £15,800 as promised so long as you keep your side of the deal.

You already have my telephone number and address should you need to contact me.

Regards,
Mr. J. M. Falseman
Westbridge International Supplies


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:har: YES! Go with that!

I dont know who the fark you are...

but my name is Ben Dover...
age 1,003
sex whenever I can...
656 beat it lane.(named after the michael jackson song...)
phone 277-4053

or go with letum... lol

This could get interesting!:O:

Hello mr person... Id like to exchange you your millions of dollars for this euro...
http://www.curbside.on.ca/blog/wp-co...08/04/euro.jpg

Name:Ritchard Head
age:unknown
sex:well... ive got a x and a y chromosome...
current adress... That allyway behine that chinese joint downtown.
phone: 277-4053
(if you have a phone with letters under the numbers... go have a looksie and tell me what you find.):rotfl:

Name: Freiherr Fritz von Wolfschanzen
Age: 108
Sex: not before Marriage
Current Adress: Kaiser Wilhelm Square 32b, German Empire
Phone: 18711914


...just go with letum :D

There is a site that deals with nothing more than getting back at these people.

www.419eater.com

-S

If I really wanted to waste his time, I'd start with this;


And we go from there.

Now if I just wanted to be mean:DL;

I think the latter is particularly devious:arrgh!:

lol:rotfl:

I like Letum's!

Did you send anything to the scammer yet Xabba?

PD

Dear Mr. Lawson,

I applaud your attempts to make your message seem innocent, but, as I told your predecessor (I am sorry about his loss, by the way, but like mine, I suppose your organization has to get rid of impeding elements), we are not under surveillance.

The cargo you have requested (Attached is a manifest, for your confirmation) is located, as agreed upon by Mr. Herz, in our Hamburg warehouse. We will ship it as soon as you transfer the money to our secure accounts, which we will reveal to you upon receiving confirmation of this message.

Do not fail me here, Mr. Lawson, my boss will be very angry if there will be any more delays with this deal. We have spent enough time and money making it possible in the first place.

Daniel Maurer
Los-Angeles-Platz 32
21109 Hamburg Wilhelmsburg

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Attach an official looking document detailing the illegal sale of thousands of assault rifles, ammunition and other assortment of illegal stuff.

Of course, if he responds in order to get our accounts, we can go on from there.

And I thought I had a mind**** for him :rotfl:

I would ignore it. Answering that spam will only get you more spam. Why do you read your spam mail in the first place? Or wait... did you get this via snail mail?

But there are so many possibilities of leaving the man mentally scarred for life! :O: