Friendly chaps those Tommies!

Dowly · 01-06-09, 10:12 PM

So, on my shakedown cruise I decided to go and see what the port of Swansea had to offer. Being the impatient git that I am, I decided to sink the large tanker and depot ship that were anchored there (it was 27th of August). Boom and boom, down they went. Though to myself "Now, why should I go allll the way back to Wilhemshaven when I can just hit ESC and end patrol", so that what I did. Laughed at the -589 renown I got from sinking the two "neutrals" and started the 2nd patrol.

When I came back from getting something to drink, I noticed that something was terribly wrong. I was docked at SWANSEA!

"Please dont let it be September, please please please!" BOLLOCKS! It was september 16th and I can tell you, the port guards werent very happy to see me after I had sank the 2 ships. Ow and started inside one of their ships too.

01-06-09, 10:42 PM

:rotfl:
Somebody have a new bottle of Jack Danials?
:rotfl:

Weiss Pinguin · 01-06-09, 10:59 PM

lol, that'll learn ya!

A Very Super Market · 01-07-09, 12:34 AM

Ah, friendly enough to let you inside them eh? :rotfl:

Doesn't sound like any Tommy I've ever met

01-07-09, 03:42 AM

Wow congratulations you won the worst situation competition on GWX 3 already

johnm · 01-08-09, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

When I came back from getting something to drink, I noticed that something was terribly wrong. I was docked at SWANSEA!

"Please dont let it be September, please please please!" BOLLOCKS! It was september 16th and I can tell you, the port guards werent very happy to see me after I had sank the 2 ships. Ow and started inside one of their ships too.

looking on the bright side - did they replace your torpedos?

I was nearly caught out the same way, I nosed about outside Dover while they were still neutral, got fed up and 'escaped' but noticed in time the 'dock at Dover' at the bottom of the screen!

Obviously you can dock at any neutral port but do they restock you?

ReallyDedPoet · 01-08-09, 12:39 PM

RDP

Dowly · 01-08-09, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by johnm

Obviously you can dock at any neutral port but do they restock you?

Hmm... dont know, didnt check. :hmm:

Brag · 01-08-09, 04:30 PM

So this is the true story on how the war started. Dowly gets the Bernard Cross and a tea cozy. :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Task Force · 01-08-09, 06:20 PM

Dowly.... I promote you to mop boy 3rd class.:rotfl:

Shadowblade · 01-08-09, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

Ow and started inside one of their ships too.

maybe some kind of secret absorbtion technology :hmm:

Quote:

"We are Tommies. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

BasilY · 01-10-09, 06:26 PM

So this is it, six more years of playing cricket in Scotland for you!

At least you are not in a Russian POW camp... I heard the service was not quite five star over there.

01-06-09, 10:12 PM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,053 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Friendly chaps those Tommies! So, on my shakedown cruise I decided to go and see what the port of Swansea had to offer. Being the impatient git that I am, I decided to sink the large tanker and depot ship that were anchored there (it was 27th of August). Boom and boom, down they went. Though to myself "Now, why should I go allll the way back to Wilhemshaven when I can just hit ESC and end patrol", so that what I did. Laughed at the -589 renown I got from sinking the two "neutrals" and started the 2nd patrol. When I came back from getting something to drink, I noticed that something was terribly wrong. I was docked at SWANSEA! "Please dont let it be September, please please please!" BOLLOCKS! It was september 16th and I can tell you, the port guards werent very happy to see me after I had sank the 2 ships. Ow and started inside one of their ships too.

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BasilY Weps Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 359 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	So this is it, six more years of playing cricket in Scotland for you! At least you are not in a Russian POW camp... I heard the service was not quite five star over there.