Aaand the Darwin award of 2017 goes to...

06-29-17, 12:42 PM

... Mr. Ruiz of Minnesota, congratulations!

Honorable mention goes to Ms. Perez, as without her stupidity and absurd level of irresponsibility, Mr. Ruiz would not have earned this special award for sure, so congratulations to both.

Eichhörnchen · 06-29-17, 03:21 PM

Be hard to top that

06-29-17, 03:23 PM

Yeah, that's why I immediately declared it the winner of 2017.
I doubt anyone will object?

I mean, all snarkyness aside, it is tragic, but...it also is, in all honesty: Good riddance. We should not protect everyone from his self-made demise, I believe. Nature has its ways... we should respect that.

Gargamel · 06-29-17, 05:08 PM

This blew my mind when I saw this this morning.

First off, I started to feel old when I realized people of this age might have actually not watched Mythbusters. Then again, anybody who tries this probably never had an inclination to turn on the Discovery channel. But they proved this false (that a book will stop a bullet) a long time ago.

Secondly. WHO DOESN'T TEST THIS OUT FIRST!?!?

Thirdly. Use a .22, NOT A FRIGGIN DESERT EAGLE.

Commander Wallace · 06-29-17, 05:22 PM

people with an active Imagination and lots of time on their hands are very dangerous.

Skybird · 06-29-17, 08:28 PM

They did it too late - the girl already is second time pregnant. Probabbly from Ruiz, I assume. The genes already have been given to a next generation. To prevent that is what the Darwin Award originally is about. Therefore the candidate must be disqualified from the list of possible laureates.

19 years, and already for the second time pregant. She really cannot be too witty.

06-29-17, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

They did it too late - the girl already is second time pregnant. Probabbly from Ruiz, I assume. The genes already have been given to a next generation. To prevent that is what the Darwin Award originally is about. Therefore the candidate must be disqualified from the list of possible laureates.

19 years, and already for the second time pregant. She really cannot be too witty.

Well, getting pregnant young and mostly accidental is not exactly rare in the United States (leading, I presume), and many other western countries.

But that aside, your assumption about the Darwin Awards purpose is correct.
The German definition (wiki) did not mention that, the English one explains it better, and it makes sense in the context of Darwin/genes, etc.

I hereby declare my resignation from the Darwin Award jury for this year.

Eichhörnchen · 06-30-17, 12:26 AM

That's a good point: those genes are already out there and they'll be sitting behind the wheel of a car a few years from now...

Aktungbby · 06-30-17, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Nippelspanner

... Mr. Ruiz of Minnesota, congratulations!

Honorable mention goes to Ms. Perez, as without her stupidity and absurd level of irresponsibility, Mr. Ruiz would not have earned this special award for sure, so congratulations to both.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

Thirdly. Use a .22, NOT A FRIGGIN DESERT EAGLE.

That's just not "Minnesota Nice'

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onkel Neal

I read the police collected the gun in yard, really wonderful place to leave a dangerous weapon.

Jimbuna · 06-30-17, 09:34 AM

Sadly one of an increasing number of Darwin candidates that are beginning to pop up on social media site.

Tragically sad also.

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