Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites

eddie · 12-22-14, 12:43 PM

A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent’s large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds.
“We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship,” explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. “In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors.
“Any white person with a criminal record, however, will be deported in the next 90 days back to their ancestral homeland. Rush Limbaugh will be going to Germany. Justin Bieber will depart for Canada. And the entire cast of Jersey Shore will be returning to Italy.”

Progressive native groups welcomed the council’s decision today as a step forward towards normalizing relations with the White community. However, many conservative Native Americans are upset about the plan, claiming that amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.
“Why can’t we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?” asks Ité Omáǧažu of the Lakota people, “They’re just a drain on our economy anyway. They came over here to steal our resources because they’re too lazy to develop their own back home.
“I can’t believe we’re just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else – behind the Mexicans.”

Thought this was funny as heck,lol
http://nativewarriors.net/native-ame...ed-whites.html

Platapus · 12-22-14, 01:41 PM

You know about those European anchor babies.

Sailor Steve · 12-22-14, 01:58 PM

They can't deport me back to Wales! I'd have to learn a new language!

Jimbuna · 12-22-14, 02:20 PM

Hey, even the Welsh can't understand their own language

Oberon · 12-22-14, 02:24 PM

August · 12-22-14, 08:27 PM

Looks like he missed and hit Congress instead.

STEED · 12-23-14, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

They can't deport me back to Wales! I'd have to learn a new language!

As in next door to England?

Sailor Steve · 12-25-14, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

As in next door to England?

If they sent me to London I'd still have to learn a new language.

Buddahaid · 12-25-14, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

If they sent me to London I'd still have to learn a new language.

If they sent you to New York you'd have to learn a new language.

12-22-14, 12:43 PM	#1
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites A council of Native American leaders has offered partial amnesty to the estimated 220 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States. At a meeting of the Native Peoples Council (NPC) in Albuquerque, New Mexico yesterday, Native American leaders considered several proposals on the future of this continent’s large, unauthorized European population. The elders ultimately decided to extend a pathway to citizenship for those without criminal backgrounds. “We are prepared to offer White people the option of staying on this continent legally and applying for citizenship,” explains Chief Wamsutta of the Wampanoag nation. “In return, they must pay any outstanding taxes and give back the land stolen from our ancestors. “Any white person with a criminal record, however, will be deported in the next 90 days back to their ancestral homeland. Rush Limbaugh will be going to Germany. Justin Bieber will depart for Canada. And the entire cast of Jersey Shore will be returning to Italy.” Progressive native groups welcomed the council’s decision today as a step forward towards normalizing relations with the White community. However, many conservative Native Americans are upset about the plan, claiming that amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers. “Why can’t we just deport all of the Whites back to Europe?” asks Ité Omáǧažu of the Lakota people, “They’re just a drain on our economy anyway. They came over here to steal our resources because they’re too lazy to develop their own back home. “I can’t believe we’re just going to let them pay a fine. They should get to the back of the line like everybody else – behind the Mexicans.” Thought this was funny as heck,lol http://nativewarriors.net/native-ame...ed-whites.html __________________ Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me. Al Capone

12-22-14, 01:41 PM	#2
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,369 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	You know about those European anchor babies. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

12-22-14, 01:58 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	They can't deport me back to Wales! I'd have to learn a new language! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-22-14, 02:20 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,544 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Hey, even the Welsh can't understand their own language __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,199 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Looks like he missed and hit Congress instead. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20