What a twonk

STEED · 04-04-14, 03:14 PM

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Firefighters were cheesed off when they were called to put out a kitchen fire because someone had tried to grill cheese on toast by flipping a toaster on its side.

http://home.bt.com/news/oddnews/side...11363890509871

I take it he will not try that again with sliced tomato or a dab of Worcestershire sauce.

swamprat69er · 04-04-14, 08:20 PM

Is a twonk like a twit only stupider?

BossMark · 04-05-14, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Is a twonk like a twit only stupider?

Roughly means the same

STEED · 04-05-14, 03:48 AM

Dam it!

Once again the rest of the world dose not understand us Brits.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TWONK

swamprat69er · 04-05-14, 05:25 AM

Ahh, I see.

Jimbuna · 04-05-14, 08:18 AM

I reckon toasters should have a cut off facility that acts when the device is knocked over....my space heater has.

Aktungbby · 04-05-14, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swamprat69er

Is a twonk like a twit only stupider?

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossMark

Roughly means the same

As opposed to Jimbuna's recent wooden use of 'twunt'

but not to be confused with 'twunk'...by which one candu with their 'gandu'

Or as Willy the 'Bard' would'st have it: "yonder our linguistics lie, flyblown in the semantic dust!"

TarJak · 04-06-14, 04:57 PM

I doubt that the bloke in the story was smart enough to think of that himself.

04-04-14, 08:20 PM	#2
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04-05-14, 03:48 AM	#4
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Dam it! Once again the rest of the world dose not understand us Brits. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TWONK __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

04-05-14, 05:25 AM	#5
swamprat69er Aceydeucy Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 1,889 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Ahh, I see. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That which does not kill us, makes us stronger. We the willing, led by the unsure, have done so much with so little, for so long, that we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

04-05-14, 08:18 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I reckon toasters should have a cut off facility that acts when the device is knocked over....my space heater has. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-06-14, 04:57 PM	#8
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I doubt that the bloke in the story was smart enough to think of that himself.