Subsimmers in the UK, I'm terribly sorry

Crécy · 03-27-13, 01:24 PM

This week the Finnish embassy in London received the following letter from a British man:

Quote:

Dear Sir/Madam/Ms,

According to reports in today's newspapers, the foul weather that we are experiencing in the UK is coming directly from Finland.

I respectfully request that you stop this unfriendly behaviour immediately. It is playing havoc with my plans for the garden, not to mention the heating bills.

I shall expect an improvement very soon, and will not accept any excuses! Thank you.

On behalf of Finnish subsimmers, my deepest apologies for the foul weather in the UK. I can't believe that our inexcusable thoughtlessness have wrecked our fellow subsimmers' possible plans for their gardens and raised their heating bills.

Source (Finnish newspaper): http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2013...29052_uu.shtml

Oberon · 03-27-13, 01:28 PM

Brilliant.

Hottentot · 03-27-13, 01:55 PM

We shall retract our weapon of mass annoyance as soon as you stop bombarding us with your laughter track comedies and sitcoms.

Cybermat47 · 03-27-13, 04:54 PM

This is a relief. I thought someone had died.

vienna · 03-27-13, 05:16 PM

So, it's not North Korea we should worry about; it's Finland...

<O>

STEED · 03-27-13, 05:35 PM

Well let me think about this....

OK.

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 03-27-13, 06:25 PM

Next thing you know China will be blaming Switzerland for their smog!

Red October1984 · 03-27-13, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybermat47

This is a relief. I thought someone had died.

That was my first thought too....then I was like "Crap, not Dowly....not Dowly....not Dowly...."

Then I saw it was a weather thing and then my next thought was "Alright. Good then. Not a problem."

vienna · 03-27-13, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Then I saw it was a weather thing and then my next thought was "Alright. Good then. Not a problem."

Not a problem unless you're downwind of Finland...

<O>

TarJak · 03-27-13, 11:14 PM

You don't want to get downwind of a Finn.

Rhodes · 03-28-13, 06:56 AM

I blame Dowly!

03-27-13, 01:55 PM	#3
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	We shall retract our weapon of mass annoyance as soon as you stop bombarding us with your laughter track comedies and sitcoms. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

03-27-13, 04:54 PM	#4
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,386 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 22	This is a relief. I thought someone had died. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

03-27-13, 05:16 PM	#5
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,528 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	So, it's not North Korea we should worry about; it's Finland... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

03-27-13, 05:35 PM	#6
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Well let me think about this.... OK. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-27-13, 06:25 PM	#7
Kptlt. Neuerburg Admiral Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,256 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	Next thing you know China will be blaming Switzerland for their smog! __________________ "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

03-27-13, 01:28 PM	#2
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Brilliant.

03-27-13, 11:14 PM	#10
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	You don't want to get downwind of a Finn.

03-28-13, 06:56 AM	#11
Rhodes Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Figueira da Foz, Portugal Posts: 4,490 Downloads: 109 Uploads: 0	I blame Dowly! __________________ http://www.flickr.com/photos/16416646@N05/