Man arrested for having sex with an ambulance

fireftr18 · 02-19-13, 09:02 PM

http://now.msn.com/callum-ward-sente...with-ambulance

AVGWarhawk · 02-19-13, 09:11 PM

Well, I guess it is safe sex if the vehicle is not moving.

fithah4 · 02-19-13, 09:37 PM

Was the said victum wailing?????

Feuer Frei! · 02-19-13, 09:38 PM

Maybe, just maybe this drunk guy 'drives' this ambulance better than his sober wife

Cybermat47 · 02-19-13, 10:48 PM

What in the... what... WHAT?!

the_tyrant · 02-19-13, 11:06 PM

You sure its not a typo? Shouldn't it be in?

*after reading*

Mind, BLOOOWWWN!

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 11:15 PM

Lots of good puns in their comments section.

Personally, I find this sort of thing a little too clinical.

Red October1984 · 02-19-13, 11:30 PM

WTF?

frau kaleun · 02-19-13, 11:42 PM

Please, have some pity for the poor man. Clearly he was bewitched by the dulcet tones of her enchanting siren song...

Sailor Steve · 02-19-13, 11:45 PM

She said "Faster, faster, the lights are turning red!"

Cybermat47 · 02-20-13, 02:47 AM

Must have been the red-and-blue light district.

donna52522 · 02-20-13, 02:54 AM

You want to know the worst part?........I was standing next to him, and he still chose the ambulance.

Mork_417 · 02-20-13, 03:53 AM

WoW.

Platapus · 02-22-13, 08:11 PM

The ambulance probably wanted it. You know how them ambulances strut around town calling attention to themselves. All that gaudy paint all over them like some hussy.

I wonder if they still have Frottage on the books.

Wolferz · 02-20-13, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donna52522

You want to know the worst part?........I was standing next to him, and he still chose the ambulance.

Only because its motor was already running and it was an emergency due to Viagra over dose.

02-19-13, 09:02 PM	#1
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Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Maybe, just maybe this drunk guy 'drives' this ambulance better than his sober wife __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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fithah4 Torpedoman Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 116 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Was the said victum wailing?????

02-19-13, 11:15 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Lots of good puns in their comments section. Personally, I find this sort of thing a little too clinical. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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Red October1984 Airplane Nerd Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Texas Posts: 6,243 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	WTF? __________________

02-19-13, 11:42 PM	#9
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Please, have some pity for the poor man. Clearly he was bewitched by the dulcet tones of her enchanting siren song...

02-19-13, 11:45 PM	#10
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	She said "Faster, faster, the lights are turning red!" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-20-13, 02:47 AM	#11
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	Must have been the red-and-blue light district. __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

02-20-13, 02:54 AM	#12
donna52522 Lady Mariner Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 544 Downloads: 225 Uploads: 0	You want to know the worst part?........I was standing next to him, and he still chose the ambulance. __________________

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02-22-13, 08:11 PM	#14
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,361 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	The ambulance probably wanted it. You know how them ambulances strut around town calling attention to themselves. All that gaudy paint all over them like some hussy. I wonder if they still have Frottage on the books. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.