There is a ghost in my boat

M4XDmG · 01-03-13, 02:55 PM

Something strange is happening on my boat. I was stalking this 9 ship convoy, unescorted. Could barely sit on my seat, so exited I was. They were still pretty far, so I was just floating there in periscope depth and waiting them to get closer. Everything is set up and ready to start collect data, but suddenly somebody ordered "ahead slow". I ordered to stop. After a while again: Ahead slow. Then Ahead 1/3. And Ahead Standard. All the way to the flank speed. Seems to me that somebody tried to sabotage my triumphatic effort to put nine ships under the sea.

Shutting down my mic didn't help, but disabling speech recognition did. So I think some kind of noise in line-in is interfering and giving "gear up" commands. I never use that command and it is actually hard for me to get that command to apply by speech. This has never happened before. Must find the cause.

Hmmm... I hope that is not a real ghost speaking from beyond...

Which reminds me one actually scary happening, must tell this (off topic but sorry)! I was sitting here on my computer, it was very late at night. My wife was sleeping in the next room and I had no game or music on, I was just reading something or writting, can't remember clearly. But suddenly I hear this very faint babble, like somebody is speaking somewhere near. In foreign language, propably russian (I'm finnish). At first I thought I was just tired and ignored it, it was so faint I could barely hear it and wasn't even sure if it was real or just my imagination. After awhile I shut my computer down and I''m turning of the speakers, when I hear the chatter again (no fan noise from the computer anymore) and realize it comes from there! Nothing at that point was driving the speakers, computer is the only thing attached to them and it was no longer on. I yelled to my wife to come and asked can she hear it. She just tiredly stared at me and thought I was a dick to wake her for this, but when I told and showed her there was nothing on to drive the speakers, she got goose bumps and begged me to turn the speakers off... That WAS kinda scary, I listened that chatter about five minutes before it faded away...

volodya61 · 01-03-13, 03:15 PM

BIG BROTHER
IS WATCHING
YOU

Cybermat47 · 01-03-13, 03:21 PM

It's Bernard! He must have infected your computer!

01-03-13, 06:03 PM

bernard is a sabatour and he is a member of your crew, watch out for him as he will sabatoge you at the worst times

Scümbagfuhrer · 01-03-13, 09:21 PM

Oh boy, contact paranormal activity crew ASAP

M4XDmG · 01-04-13, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scümbagfuhrer

Oh boy, contact paranormal activity crew ASAP

Yes, I think I must. Can you recommend some good group to call? Ghostbusters seemed to be too, hmm, unprofessional.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Webster

bernard is a sabatour and he is a member of your crew, watch out for him as he will sabatoge you at the worst times

Who is this Bernard guy? Warburton?

V13dweller · 01-05-13, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by volodya61

BIG BROTHER
IS WATCHING
YOU

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01-03-13, 02:55 PM	#1
M4XDmG Helmsman Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Finland Posts: 108 Downloads: 106 Uploads: 0	There is a ghost in my boat Something strange is happening on my boat. I was stalking this 9 ship convoy, unescorted. Could barely sit on my seat, so exited I was. They were still pretty far, so I was just floating there in periscope depth and waiting them to get closer. Everything is set up and ready to start collect data, but suddenly somebody ordered "ahead slow". I ordered to stop. After a while again: Ahead slow. Then Ahead 1/3. And Ahead Standard. All the way to the flank speed. Seems to me that somebody tried to sabotage my triumphatic effort to put nine ships under the sea. Shutting down my mic didn't help, but disabling speech recognition did. So I think some kind of noise in line-in is interfering and giving "gear up" commands. I never use that command and it is actually hard for me to get that command to apply by speech. This has never happened before. Must find the cause. Hmmm... I hope that is not a real ghost speaking from beyond... Which reminds me one actually scary happening, must tell this (off topic but sorry)! I was sitting here on my computer, it was very late at night. My wife was sleeping in the next room and I had no game or music on, I was just reading something or writting, can't remember clearly. But suddenly I hear this very faint babble, like somebody is speaking somewhere near. In foreign language, propably russian (I'm finnish). At first I thought I was just tired and ignored it, it was so faint I could barely hear it and wasn't even sure if it was real or just my imagination. After awhile I shut my computer down and I''m turning of the speakers, when I hear the chatter again (no fan noise from the computer anymore) and realize it comes from there! Nothing at that point was driving the speakers, computer is the only thing attached to them and it was no longer on. I yelled to my wife to come and asked can she hear it. She just tiredly stared at me and thought I was a dick to wake her for this, but when I told and showed her there was nothing on to drive the speakers, she got goose bumps and begged me to turn the speakers off... That WAS kinda scary, I listened that chatter about five minutes before it faded away...

01-03-13, 03:15 PM	#2
volodya61 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Rostov-on-Don, local time GMT+4 Posts: 3,300 Downloads: 374 Uploads: 0	BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU __________________ . Where does human stupidity end? . *El sueño de la razón produce monstruos © - and for some people awakening will be cruel*

01-03-13, 03:21 PM	#3
Cybermat47 Willing Webfooted Beast Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Australia Posts: 5,408 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 23	It's Bernard! He must have infected your computer! __________________ Historical TWoS Gameplay Guide: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=2572620 Historical FotRSU Gameplay Guide: https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho....php?p=2713394

01-03-13, 06:03 PM	#4
Webster Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	bernard is a sabatour and he is a member of your crew, watch out for him as he will sabatoge you at the worst times

01-03-13, 09:21 PM	#5
Scümbagfuhrer Watch Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 29 Downloads: 42 Uploads: 0	Oh boy, contact paranormal activity crew ASAP