Said by the little ones

mapuc · 09-05-11, 03:03 PM

We all have one or more of thise little ones in our family and we all have had some good laugh when they say something serious, in a funny way.

I have some remembrance from my niece who's 6 years old

1 We was at the cementery(put some flower on my dad's grave), when she suddenly said:
Those people who's laying here, are so much dead

2. Mom I think you should take on your bra, 'cos they sounds like doink i doink.

More to come as I remember them or my little sister does.

Markus

Sailor Steve · 09-05-11, 03:22 PM

First dirty joke. My elder daughter (now 31) was only three or so when she walked up to me and stood patiently waiting until I put down my book. When I looked at her she suddenly shouted "Daddy POOPIE HEAD!" and ran off giggling.

Part of me wanted to say "We don't say things like that!" The other part was too busy trying not to laugh.

Diopos · 09-05-11, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Part of me wanted to say "We don't say things like that!" The other part was too busy trying not to laugh.

Good thing we still have the "other part"!

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Penguin · 09-05-11, 05:32 PM

My story is analogue to Steve's:

I was at a friend's bbq, and I was sitting next to their child, my 3 year old friend who adores me basically because we have the same mindset. I was just eating and chatting, when suddenly the little guy next to me shouts out, half into my direction, half to his mom, who sat across the table: " I'll do a turd on mommy's head!"
I turned my head away and bit on my cheeks not to burst out laughing, as this would have encouraged him. Gladly his mom took him with her inside for a talk, so I could finally explode with laughter.

The German word he said, makes it even funnier in relation to the bbq, as he said literally: "I'll make a poo-sausage"

What's up with 3yr olds and poo?

RickC Sniper · 09-05-11, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

What's up with 3yr olds and poo?

At age 3, poop is fascinating. You don't remember?

Penguin · 09-05-11, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

At age 3, poop is fascinating. You don't remember?

no, not really - but my mom told me that I loved chocolate covered raisins as a toddler, and I was on a meadow where rabbits used to be and do what they do, and I got confused a little...

- but she said I spat it out!

razark · 09-05-11, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Part of me wanted to say "We don't say things like that!" The other part was too busy trying not to laugh.

Sometimes, you just have to wait until you stop laughing long enough to yell at them.

One of my favorites was the time I had to repeatedly tell my son to do something. Don't even remember what it was. Finally, I was getting a bit annoyed. I said something, and the six year old looks at me and calmly says, "What do you expect, I'm a kid."

RickC Sniper · 09-05-11, 05:37 PM

My eldest son was a toddler (3 or 4)

He, my wife and I were making our way through a department store and our route took us past women's undergarments.
The boy was riding in the shopping cart and found himself being pushed past an entire wall of bra's.
He stood up, pointed at the wall, and shouted, or rather exclaimed:
Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies!

The wife and I just kind of sulked our way toward the exit.

09-05-11, 03:03 PM	#1
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,540 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	Said by the little ones We all have one or more of thise little ones in our family and we all have had some good laugh when they say something serious, in a funny way. I have some remembrance from my niece who's 6 years old 1 We was at the cementery(put some flower on my dad's grave), when she suddenly said: Those people who's laying here, are so much dead 2. Mom I think you should take on your bra, 'cos they sounds like doink i doink. More to come as I remember them or my little sister does. Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

09-05-11, 03:22 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	First dirty joke. My elder daughter (now 31) was only three or so when she walked up to me and stood patiently waiting until I put down my book. When I looked at her she suddenly shouted "Daddy POOPIE HEAD!" and ran off giggling. Part of me wanted to say "We don't say things like that!" The other part was too busy trying not to laugh. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-05-11, 05:37 PM	#8
RickC Sniper Undetectable Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,221 Downloads: 132 Uploads: 0	My eldest son was a toddler (3 or 4) He, my wife and I were making our way through a department store and our route took us past women's undergarments. The boy was riding in the shopping cart and found himself being pushed past an entire wall of bra's. He stood up, pointed at the wall, and shouted, or rather exclaimed: Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! Boobies! The wife and I just kind of sulked our way toward the exit. __________________ Support Subsim http://www.subsim.com/store.html

09-05-11, 05:32 PM	#4
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	My story is analogue to Steve's: I was at a friend's bbq, and I was sitting next to their child, my 3 year old friend who adores me basically because we have the same mindset. I was just eating and chatting, when suddenly the little guy next to me shouts out, half into my direction, half to his mom, who sat across the table: " I'll do a turd on mommy's head!" I turned my head away and bit on my cheeks not to burst out laughing, as this would have encouraged him. Gladly his mom took him with her inside for a talk, so I could finally explode with laughter. The German word he said, makes it even funnier in relation to the bbq, as he said literally: "I'll make a poo-sausage" What's up with 3yr olds and poo?