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Old 06-14-11, 09:21 AM   #1
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Default You are offered $1 Million Dollars, now go forth and invent something!

The title says it all Kaleuns.
Be creative, be crazy, be all that you wanted to be! A mad Inventor!
The weirder the better!
How's about the Un -Toaster? A toaster that makes toast into bread?
Or, a Windows OS that isn't crap?

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Old 06-14-11, 09:40 AM   #2
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A Time Machine. 1 million wouldn't be enough, though in the movie 'Primer' they did it with a few gadgets lying around in the garage. The time machine would have to be able to go into the future not the past. 500 yrs from now what would the world be like? Well you did say be crazy.
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Old 06-14-11, 10:27 AM   #3
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A Time Machine. 1 million wouldn't be enough, though in the movie 'Primer' they did it with a few gadgets lying around in the garage. The time machine would have to be able to go into the future not the past. 500 yrs from now what would the world be like? Well you did say be crazy.
500 years from now?
Well depends on what you believe in
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Old 06-14-11, 11:42 AM   #4
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Oreo-flavored onion dip!
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Old 06-14-11, 11:45 AM   #5
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Old 06-14-11, 12:53 PM   #6
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A Time Machine.

A time machine?

Didn't you already invent that next year?
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Old 06-14-11, 07:51 PM   #8
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Agreed, excellent observation.

Actually I have a friend who went back in time and killed the man who invented the time machine, which is why we don't have it anymore.
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Agreed, excellent observation.

Actually I have a friend who went back in time and killed the man who invented the time machine, which is why we don't have it anymore.
I went back in time just before your friend and killed him. And still have Time Machine.
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Old 06-15-11, 12:56 PM   #11
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A time machine?

Didn't you already invent that next year?
I can't even think of a good come back to that question. Of to watch reruns of Back to the Future and will get back to ya!
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