Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff

vienna · 05-17-11, 01:48 PM

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0517-arnold-20110517,0,1994592.story

It seems hard to believe Maria Shriver didn't suspect something was going on; the mother was a long time staff member and it seems unlikely she never met the woman or her child. If she did meet the child, surely there must have been some resemblence to Arnold. As a public service I present:

Top Ten Ways to Detect if a Child was Fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger

10. Inability to pronounce words with lots of vowels
9. Doesn't say "goodbye";, just "Asta la vista,baby";
8. Strong fondness for lederhosen
7. Smokes Cuban cigars
6. Constantly has to be stopped from "playing doctor"
5. In preschool, kept trying to invade neighboring sandboxes
4. When asked "What do you want to be when you grow up?", answers "Governor of a state that I can screw up"
3. Can bench press his mother
2. Is unable to distinguish fantasy from reality...no, wait that's children fathered by Charlie Sheen
1. Keeps making passes at the nanny

GoldenRivet · 05-17-11, 02:04 PM

Arnold was one of the action heroes i really admired when i was a kid.

say it ain't so arnold

so disappointing

AVGWarhawk · 05-17-11, 02:09 PM

The man is flesh like the rest of us. The flesh..gets weak as it were....

vienna · 05-17-11, 02:26 PM

But, Arnold is never weak...He said so...many times...

AVGWarhawk · 05-17-11, 03:23 PM

Most men are strong. However, there are those of the opposite sex that will turn the strongest man into melted butter.

Ducimus · 05-17-11, 03:28 PM

Sooo... in other words...

Arnie knocked up the maid.

Reece · 05-19-11, 03:37 AM

Was the household staff member's name Delilah?

STEED · 05-19-11, 09:35 AM

So he's dumped the wife.

Fathered a love child.

Possible gay sex orgy.

Now all he needs is to drive a car at high speed while drunk with lots of cops behind him, not forgetting to throw drugs out of the window and all ends in a car crash shoot out! And Arnie is back in films.

nikimcbee · 05-22-11, 10:17 AM

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Love child

05-17-11, 01:48 PM	#1
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Schwarzenegger fathered a child with longtime member of household staff http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0517-arnold-20110517,0,1994592.story It seems hard to believe Maria Shriver didn't suspect something was going on; the mother was a long time staff member and it seems unlikely she never met the woman or her child. If she did meet the child, surely there must have been some resemblence to Arnold. As a public service I present: Top Ten Ways to Detect if a Child was Fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger 10. Inability to pronounce words with lots of vowels 9. Doesn't say "goodbye";, just "Asta la vista,baby"; 8. Strong fondness for lederhosen 7. Smokes Cuban cigars 6. Constantly has to be stopped from "playing doctor" 5. In preschool, kept trying to invade neighboring sandboxes 4. When asked "What do you want to be when you grow up?", answers "Governor of a state that I can screw up" 3. Can bench press his mother 2. Is unable to distinguish fantasy from reality...no, wait that's children fathered by Charlie Sheen 1. Keeps making passes at the nanny Last edited by vienna; 05-17-11 at 02:25 PM.

05-17-11, 02:04 PM	#2
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	Arnold was one of the action heroes i really admired when i was a kid. say it ain't so arnold so disappointing __________________

05-17-11, 02:09 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The man is flesh like the rest of us. The flesh..gets weak as it were.... __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

05-17-11, 03:23 PM	#5
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Most men are strong. However, there are those of the opposite sex that will turn the strongest man into melted butter. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,695 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Was the household staff member's name Delilah? __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	But, Arnold is never weak...He said so...many times...

05-17-11, 03:28 PM	#6
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	Sooo... in other words... Arnie knocked up the maid.

05-19-11, 09:35 AM	#8
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	So he's dumped the wife. Fathered a love child. Possible gay sex orgy. Now all he needs is to drive a car at high speed while drunk with lots of cops behind him, not forgetting to throw drugs out of the window and all ends in a car crash shoot out! And Arnie is back in films. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	This: + = Love child __________________