Russia says: No sex in Space! Honest!

Feuer Frei! · 04-25-11, 11:11 AM

Expert says Russians never, ever had sex in space
No evidence of "intercourse" or "sexual experiments"
Not sure about the US but he has heard "rumours"

RUSSIAN or Soviet cosmonauts never had sex in space in the 50 years of human exploration of the cosmos. And that's official, according to a Russian expert. As for Americans, well, you'd better ask them.

"There's no official or unofficial evidence that there were instances of sexual intercourse or the carrying out of sexual experiments in space," Valery Bogomolov, deputy director of the Moscow-based Institute of Biomedical Problems told the Interfax news agency.
"At least, in the history of Russian or Soviet space exploration this most certainly was not the case," said Bogomolov.
Rumours have persisted for years of secret Russian and American programs to test the effects of weightlessness on sex but this has always been strongly denied by both sides.
"As for American space exploration, well, I just don't have the information to categorically deny that," said Bogomolov. "There are just anecdotal rumours which are not worth trusting," he added.

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Sailor Steve · 04-25-11, 01:01 PM

Too bad. I don't see how they could resist. Maybe that's why they didn't choose me.

Betonov · 04-25-11, 02:00 PM

They're holding back, since Putin wants to be the first one

TorpX · 04-25-11, 02:09 PM

Not exactly sure what prompted this story.

........

But, I think anyone can have as much sex in space as they want......

........as long as U.S. taxpayers don't have to foot the bill.

Armistead · 04-25-11, 02:29 PM

Having sex in zero gravity, surely our congress has a 200 million dollar study on it....

kraznyi_oktjabr · 04-25-11, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Having sex in zero gravity, surely our congress has a 200 million dollar study on it....

"Senator+wife+zero-gravity=?"

Fish In The Water · 04-25-11, 04:01 PM

No sex in space?

Then like, what's the point in going?

nikimcbee · 04-25-11, 06:01 PM

I did not have relations on that ship, Miss Lewinski.

You know when there is a press report denying something....

argh, there be monkey business goin' on, on this ship....arrrrrgh.

Anthony W. · 04-25-11, 06:06 PM

My question is - if you're spending MONTHS in space with a woman - how could you NOT get lonely? Lol

nikimcbee · 04-25-11, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony W.

My question is - if you're spending MONTHS in space with a woman - how could you NOT get lonely? Lol

she would ruin it!

Fish In The Water · 04-25-11, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

she would ruin it!

Yah, I think I'd be looking for the escape hatch!

FIREWALL · 04-25-11, 08:02 PM

TELL IT TO THE HAND ! ! !

Anthony W. · 04-25-11, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

she would ruin it!

CANNOT UNSEE!!!! Haha

Armistead · 04-26-11, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony W.

My question is - if you're spending MONTHS in space with a woman - how could you NOT get lonely? Lol

Did you know they actually have training on how to masturbate in space, so that stuff doesn't float around.

Really they do, read it on NASA's site where they all talk.

Jimbuna · 04-26-11, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I did not have relations on that ship, Miss Lewinski.

You know when there is a press report denying something....

argh, there be monkey business goin' on, on this ship....arrrrrgh.

LOL

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