Caught with his pants down...

SteamWake · 08-09-10, 09:11 AM

Literally !

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Originally Posted by WSAZ News

KANAWHA COUNTY, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning.

According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/100232884.html

TLAM Strike · 08-09-10, 09:17 AM

I find it more shocking that there is a Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Red Neck country...

SteamWake · 08-09-10, 09:35 AM

West Va. is a rather eclectic community all over the map from survivialist to ghetto fab and a few in between.

Check out the guys picture.. he looks like a Keebler Elf or something.

jumpy · 08-09-10, 10:04 AM

hehe, 'there's nowt so queer as folk' as my grandfather used to say.
On a similar note, I was travelling to a friends house recently, and by the side of the duel-carriageway, in one of those drainage overflow things with shrubs and small trees surrounding it, there was a bloke stood there, bollock naked, facing the road, having a tommy-tank...

Still it's only about a five minute walk from the grange psychiatric ward of the general hospital, so I guess one of the crazies had escaped lol

AVGWarhawk · 08-09-10, 10:11 AM

Well, the mannequin was a cheap date. She did not say a darn thing all night but was agreeable to any of his wishes. Nothing wrong with that.

Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building.

Sailor Steve · 08-09-10, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building.

Why? I don't think she's "in the family way". Did her father object?

08-09-10, 09:17 AM	#2
TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	I find it more shocking that there is a Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Red Neck country... __________________

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	West Va. is a rather eclectic community all over the map from survivialist to ghetto fab and a few in between. Check out the guys picture.. he looks like a Keebler Elf or something. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

08-09-10, 10:04 AM	#4
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	hehe, 'there's nowt so queer as folk' as my grandfather used to say. On a similar note, I was travelling to a friends house recently, and by the side of the duel-carriageway, in one of those drainage overflow things with shrubs and small trees surrounding it, there was a bloke stood there, bollock naked, facing the road, having a tommy-tank... Still it's only about a five minute walk from the grange psychiatric ward of the general hospital, so I guess one of the crazies had escaped lol __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,275 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Well, the mannequin was a cheap date. She did not say a darn thing all night but was agreeable to any of his wishes. Nothing wrong with that. Once he is released there will be a shotgun wedding at the local court building. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road