A Change of Pace as Tension Mounts (BALZ)

Brag · 02-13-10, 07:25 AM

The heat of the Persian Gulf made Balz feel drowsy. Sprawled over silk cushions in his cabin, he drifted into the nether world of dreams and reality. When he woke up, he was in a U-boat. Amazed, he banged his fist on the officers’ nook table. “Eyepasch, come here,” he shouted.
The first WO came and clicked his heels. “Jawhol, Herr Kaleun?”
“Why aren’t you on the bridge?”
“I came down to see cookie”
“Which eye do you use to see him?”
“My good eye, Herr Kaleun.”
Balz smiled. “That’s very good. “What do you need Cookie for?”
Eyepasch shifted his weight to one foot. “So that he’ll bonk my head with his iron skillet.”
Balz scratched his head. “Huh?”
“When he hits my head, I see airplanes.”
Frowning, Balz said, “You’re supposed to see stars when someone hits you on the head.”
“I see airplanes, Herr Kaleun.”
“Ach, very good. Now, why are you wearing your eye patch over your good eye?”
“Because today is Saturday.”
Balz nodded with understanding. “Anyway how did you get into U-boats with only one good eye?”
Kapitan Elenaiba, the personnel officer sent me here.”
“And how did you mess up your eye?”
“In Hoch Schule I was going to pick my nose and missed, Herr Kaleun.”
Balz directed his gaze at Cookie. “Hit him over the head.”
Cookie slammed his heavy frying pan on Eyepasch’s head.
“Flugzeug gesichted,” Eyepash announced.

Torp III · 02-13-10, 07:36 AM

“In Hoch Schule I was going to pick my nose and missed, Herr Kaleun.”
Great way to wake up on a Saturday morning!!

ReFaN · 02-13-10, 07:38 AM

You win Brag, always great ;P

urfisch · 02-13-10, 08:34 AM

uhhh...humorious.

*blink* ahh, wait. ill just get some cups of coffee...and...wait. ah here it is...my morning roll of freshly picked herbs. just enlight it and...drag. ah, uhh. ok. now lets read it again. *puff*

Jimbuna · 02-13-10, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Kapitan Elenaiba, the personnel officer sent me here.

Sailor Steve · 02-13-10, 01:06 PM

I'm glad to see Balz is keeping up with the times.

02-13-10, 07:25 AM	#1
Brag Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Docked on a Russian pond Posts: 7,072 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	A Change of Pace as Tension Mounts (BALZ) The heat of the Persian Gulf made Balz feel drowsy. Sprawled over silk cushions in his cabin, he drifted into the nether world of dreams and reality. When he woke up, he was in a U-boat. Amazed, he banged his fist on the officers’ nook table. “Eyepasch, come here,” he shouted. The first WO came and clicked his heels. “Jawhol, Herr Kaleun?” “Why aren’t you on the bridge?” “I came down to see cookie” “Which eye do you use to see him?” “My good eye, Herr Kaleun.” Balz smiled. “That’s very good. “What do you need Cookie for?” Eyepasch shifted his weight to one foot. “So that he’ll bonk my head with his iron skillet.” Balz scratched his head. “Huh?” “When he hits my head, I see airplanes.” Frowning, Balz said, “You’re supposed to see stars when someone hits you on the head.” “I see airplanes, Herr Kaleun.” “Ach, very good. Now, why are you wearing your eye patch over your good eye?” “Because today is Saturday.” Balz nodded with understanding. “Anyway how did you get into U-boats with only one good eye?” Kapitan Elenaiba, the personnel officer sent me here.” “And how did you mess up your eye?” “In Hoch Schule I was going to pick my nose and missed, Herr Kaleun.” Balz directed his gaze at Cookie. “Hit him over the head.” Cookie slammed his heavy frying pan on Eyepasch’s head. “Flugzeug gesichted,” Eyepash announced. __________________ Espionage, adventure, suspense, are just a click away Click here to look inside Brag's book: Amazon.com: Kingmaker: Alexey Braguine: Books Order Kingmaker here: http://www.subsim.com/store.html For Tactics visit:http://www.freewebs.com/kielman/

02-13-10, 07:36 AM	#2
Torp III Gunner Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Lost Posts: 94 Downloads: 94 Uploads: 0	“In Hoch Schule I was going to pick my nose and missed, Herr Kaleun.” Great way to wake up on a Saturday morning!! __________________ "Patience is a virtue" Loose Lips Sink Ships

02-13-10, 07:38 AM	#3
ReFaN Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sweden Posts: 831 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	You win Brag, always great ;P __________________ Liverpool is my relegion, Anfield is my church. True believers never walk alone.

02-13-10, 08:34 AM	#4
urfisch Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Deep down in Germany Posts: 1,969 Downloads: 42 Uploads: 0	uhhh...humorious. blink ahh, wait. ill just get some cups of coffee...and...wait. ah here it is...my morning roll of freshly picked herbs. just enlight it and...drag. ah, uhh. ok. now lets read it again. puff __________________

02-13-10, 01:06 PM	#6
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I'm glad to see Balz is keeping up with the times. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo