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Jimbuna · 09-08-09, 10:37 AM

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald..

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate"

AVGWarhawk · 09-08-09, 10:49 AM

Good one!

Dowly · 09-08-09, 11:22 AM

Didnt get it.

Jimbuna · 09-08-09, 11:25 AM

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya

AVGWarhawk · 09-08-09, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya

FIREWALL · 09-08-09, 11:59 AM

Even Walt would have got this one.

AVGWarhawk · 09-08-09, 12:19 PM

Forget it GR. When you have to explain it the joke is lost.

nikimcbee · 09-10-09, 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya

PoorDowly

GoldenRivet · 09-08-09, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Didnt get it.

you see... the lady said "you want me to put them on your bill?"

she meant the hotel bill

however since he is a duck, he has a bill.... like a duck bill

if she put the condoms on his bill he would "thuffocate." (donald duck speak for suffocate)

09-08-09, 10:37 AM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Safe Sex Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?" "No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-09, 10:49 AM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,254 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Good one! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-08-09, 11:25 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-08-09, 11:59 AM	#6
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Even Walt would have got this one. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

09-08-09, 12:19 PM	#7
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,254 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Forget it GR. When you have to explain it the joke is lost. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-08-09, 11:22 AM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Didnt get it.