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Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.
So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald..

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?"

"No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate"

Good one!

Didnt get it. :-?

When you eventually pop yer cherry it'll suddenly come to ya :haha:

:har:

you see... the lady said "you want me to put them on your bill?"

she meant the hotel bill

however since he is a duck, he has a bill.... like a duck bill

if she put the condoms on his bill he would "thuffocate." (donald duck speak for suffocate)

:88)

:haha: Even Walt would have got this one. :up: :haha:

Forget it GR. When you have to explain it the joke is lost.

Usually I hate it when jokes have to be explained, but this time it's appreciated. I thought the word "beak" sufficed, didn't know there was also "bill" :) .

dunno about Oxford but Longman gives bill as a beak as the 8th meaning so..u need to be native to get it. I didn;t know that bill=beak as well as Dowly but some ppl pronounce th like s so i finally got it.

Try this one::DL

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=155970

No, you just need to know the language very well, but not be a native speaker. I understood it right away, thought it was incredibly lame and continued to scratch my left nut.

Forget it Jim. Just ask for the thread to be locked. All is lost here. :shifty: Bill, beak, whatever. Hell, next they will be telling us it is not breeding season for the common cartoon character duck. :shifty:

I'll try to save it with a little something from Franky Boyle:

Watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy made me think that if I got gay friends they would give me fashion tips and help me shop, but actualy they *******ed me.

I suppose it's simply a case of.....to each their own :03: