2008 DNC itinerary

[SUBMAN1]

2008 DNC itinerary

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2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events


7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING


7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N.


7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton


7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah


7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore


8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell


8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry


9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon


10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin


11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand


11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn


11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton


11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean


12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore


12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad


12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi


1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA


1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST


1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

[Frame57]

Funny!:rotfl: But what is truly sad is that this is not too far from the reality of what i would expect. Expect Obama to use the Koran to be sworn in if he wins.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by Frame57

Funny!:rotfl: But what is truly sad is that this is not too far from the reality of what i would expect. Expect Obama to use the Koran to be sworn in if he wins.

And why would you think that?

[SUBMAN1]

Originally Posted by Platapus

And why would you think that?

Because he lives on planet Earth and understands the democratic party. Not so sure about the Koran portion though.

-S

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Because he lives on planet Earth and understands the democratic party. Not so sure about the Koran portion though.

-S

It was the Qur'an/Islam BS that I was commenting on.

[Enigma]

Don't feed the hack trolls.

[Frame57]

Originally Posted by Platapus

It was the Qur'an/Islam BS that I was commenting on.

Well, because CAIR and the ACLU will insist on it. Use your noodle-poodle!

[Digital_Trucker]

Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

That sounds awfully familiar

[Tango589]

To be honest..I think we need more toasts.


Alcohol is the only way to get through something like this.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by Tango589

To be honest..I think we need more toasts.

I like toast with strawberry jam.

HRC:rotfl: What's she up to these days?:hmm:

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

HRC:rotfl: What's she up to these days?:hmm:

Pursuing her never-ending struggle to do what's best for you, whether you like it or not.

[mookiemookie]

Republican Convention Schedule
Minneapolis, MN
4:00 PM - Opening Prayers and Massages Administered by Rev. Ted Haggard
4:05 PM - Presentation of Confederate Colors
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to 9/11
4:15 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
4:30 PM - George W. Bush Speech on Legacy of Peace and Prosperity, Canceled
4:45 PM - Dick Cheney Instructional Seminar on Waterboarding, Canceled
5:00 PM - Karl Rove Speech on Government Accountability, Canceled
5:15 PM - Tribute to the U.S. Constitution, Canceled
5:30 PM - VP Beauty Contest and Swimsuit Competition, featuring Sarah Palin, Condoleezza Rice, and Rudy Giuliani
5:45 PM - Tribute Film to John McCain's Houses
6:00 PM - Free Jack Abramoff Pep Rally
6:15 PM - Free Tom DeLay Pep Rally
6:30 PM - Free Ted Stevens Pep Rally
6:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
7:00 PM - VP Briefing Session: The Busy Mom's Guide to Battling Islamic Terrorism
7:15 PM - Larry Craig "Family Values" Lecture and Toe-Tapping Exhibition
7:30 PM - Restroom Break
7:45 PM - Invitation to "Strip Down and Get Relaxed," delivered by Mark Foley via Instant Message
8:00 PM - Lecture on the Effectiveness of Abstinence-Only Education – Sarah Palin
8:15 PM - Accidental Reference to "Obama bin Laden"
8:30 PM - Tribute to a "Nation of Whiners" – McCain Economic Adviser Phil Gramm
8:45 PM - Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
9:00 PM - Group Sing–Along: "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"
9:15 PM - Mitt Romney Endorsement of Jockey Underwear
9:30 PM - Joke Interlude: McCain Tells the One About the Lawyer and the Catfish
9:45 PM - Rallying Call to "Drill Here, Drill Now," Followed by Unveiling of an Oil Rig on Speaker's Platform
10:00 PM - Halliburton Seminar: Profiting from the Next 100 Years of War in Iraq
10:15 PM - Parade of Alaskan Delegates Across Glitter-Encrusted Bridge to Nowhere, led by Sarah Palin
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Shattering of Glass Ceiling with Shotgun Blast Fired by Palin
11:00 PM - John McCain Acceptance Speech and Plea to Delegates to "Get Off My Lawns"
11:30 PM - Closing Invocation of John McCain's POW Experience
12:00 AM - Rapture and Farewell to Bush and Cheney