Mohammad the Afghan

kiwi_2005 · 04-01-08, 06:23 PM

I'll probably get ripped for this joke.

Mohammad the Afghan came to Christchurch from Auckland, and he was only there a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Afghan doctor who said,
"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, sheet in de bocket,
peez on de sheet, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Mohammad took the bucket, went into the other room, sheet in the bucket, peezed on the sheet, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick .."

Letum · 04-01-08, 06:27 PM

I don't get it?
Afganistan is coverd in urine? How so? Wah?

Ducimus · 04-01-08, 08:15 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I suppose alot wont get that one.

I *think* i do. Different countries, and their peoples have a peculiar odor about them. ALot of it has to do with what they eat, and some odors are not pleasing to ones senses. When you live somewhere all your life, you never notice it. But go to another country with a very different culture and culinary menu and your smell senses will be bombarded with stuff your not used to.

At any rate, This joke sounds like something some GI came up with.

iborg · 04-03-08, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Ducimus

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

At any rate, This joke sounds like something some GI came up with.

Actually, I've heard the same joke, in France, many years ago. Of course, it wasn't an Afghan but an Arab. Funny to see a joke crossing the language borders like that.

August · 04-01-08, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

I don't get it?
Afganistan is coverd in urine? How so? Wah?

I think it means Aussies crap in buckets :p

kiwi_2005 · 04-02-08, 01:13 AM

i went to my shrink today

and he drew a vertical line on a piece of paper and asked me wot it represents?
i told him that i see it as a nude woman
so he drew another line beside it and asked me wot that represents.
i said "its a couple having sex"
from this he tell me he knows now that i have sex on the brain and never stop thinking about.
i replied "me a sexual devoit? your the one drawing all the dirty pictures"

TarJak · 04-02-08, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by August

I think it means Aussies crap in buckets :p

Not sure how you work that one out from a joke about an Afghan in New Zealand.

kiwi_2005 · 04-02-08, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

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Originally Posted by August

I think it means Aussies crap in buckets :p

Not sure how you work that one out from a joke about an Afghan in New Zealand.

Shsssh i think hes thinks im an aussie

August · 04-02-08, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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Originally Posted by TarJak

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Originally Posted by August

I think it means Aussies crap in buckets :p

Not sure how you work that one out from a joke about an Afghan in New Zealand.

Shsssh i think hes thinks im an aussie

Eh, Aussies, Kiwis they're pretty much all ex-British convicts right?

04-01-08, 06:23 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Mohammad the Afghan I'll probably get ripped for this joke. Mohammad the Afghan came to Christchurch from Auckland, and he was only there a few months when he became very ill. He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him. Finally, he went to an Afghan doctor who said, "Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, sheet in de bocket, peez on de sheet, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes." Mohammad took the bucket, went into the other room, sheet in the bucket, peezed on the sheet, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes. Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?" The doctor said, "You were homesick .." __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

04-01-08, 06:27 PM	#2
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	I don't get it? Afganistan is coverd in urine? How so? Wah? __________________

04-02-08, 01:13 AM	#6
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	i went to my shrink today and he drew a vertical line on a piece of paper and asked me wot it represents? i told him that i see it as a nude woman so he drew another line beside it and asked me wot that represents. i said "its a couple having sex" from this he tell me he knows now that i have sex on the brain and never stop thinking about. i replied "me a sexual devoit? your the one drawing all the dirty pictures" __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Last edited by kiwi_2005; 04-02-08 at 10:23 AM.

04-01-08, 08:15 PM	#3
Ducimus Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 12,987 Downloads: 67 Uploads: 2	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I suppose alot wont get that one. I think i do. Different countries, and their peoples have a peculiar odor about them. ALot of it has to do with what they eat, and some odors are not pleasing to ones senses. When you live somewhere all your life, you never notice it. But go to another country with a very different culture and culinary menu and your smell senses will be bombarded with stuff your not used to. At any rate, This joke sounds like something some GI came up with.